Idiot of the week

clawhammer · #1 01-23-2005, 12:47 PM

In Michigan where I live we got about 12 inches of snow yesterday. Today as I'm working, I look out in the parking lot, and I see this Honda Civic, looked like about a 2003, 4-door, completely stock, no rice, he is going through the parking lot, I would say about 20 mph. He then drives straight towards the 8-foot tall snow hill that the snow plows left behind. Of course, he gets stuck. He just puts it in reverse and floors it, burying himself even more. Well, I go outside, and see him and his buddy trying to push the car out. I let him know what a moron he is, and laugh as the two of them are trying to push the car out of the snow. One of them puts so much pressure on the fender trying to push the car out, that he puts a nice basketball size dent in it. Then the security vehicle drives by, and stops to help. He has some chains, but can't find anywhere to attach it to the car. He leaves and comes back 2 minutes later with snow shovels, and they dig the car out. Then when they finally get the car out, I ask him "Did you really think you were going to make it over?" He tries to lie "I was in my parking spot, and accidentally slipped it in drive instead of reverse", obviously a lie because I saw him hit the hill on purpose.

93rollaracer · #2 01-23-2005, 01:12 PM

haha...classic. My roommate and his buddies went driving around in one of their Jeeps last night, drove it down a hill right into a huge snow bank. Took them 45 minutes to pull it out

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On a small side note, was able to do a little drifting in the empty K-Mart parking lot yesterday...felt good.

87lToronadol · #3 01-23-2005, 01:46 PM

lmao total idiot....

-Davo · #4 01-24-2005, 12:06 AM

hahaha, cool story M.C Hammerclaw.

RickwithaTbird · #5 01-24-2005, 12:11 AM

LOL, thats something my cousin would do, and then tell me about it like it was cool. He just cant resist a snow pile, even though he has gotten stuck several times before. I guess its like a fetish. a weird, stupid kind of fetish.

93rollaracer · #6 01-24-2005, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by RickwithaTbird

LOL, thats something my cousin would do, and then tell me about it like it was cool. He just cant resist a snow pile, even though he has gotten stuck several times before. I guess its like a fetish. a weird, stupid kind of fetish.

Interesting way of putting it.

onebolt · #7 01-24-2005, 03:00 AM

did it ever cross your mind to go over there and help this guy out?? stop being a jerk and get off your a$$ and help another person out...cuz one of these days that's going to be you stuck on the side of the road and no one is gonna help you out...what comes around goes around.

clawhammer · #8 01-24-2005, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by onebolt

did it ever cross your mind to go over there and help this guy out?? stop being a jerk and get off your a$$ and help another person out...cuz one of these days that's going to be you stuck on the side of the road and no one is gonna help you out...what comes around goes around.

If I ever did something stupid like that, I would be ashamed if someone helped me out. If he would have been stuck on by the side of the road, I would have stopped and helped him out, but I won't help him for being an idiot.

Limited5.9Cherokee · #9 01-24-2005, 10:26 AM

here in Oklahoma snow is rare to come by. there is usually a measurable amount 2 or 3 times a year. So idiots driving on it is hell. But when i was in high school. we were at a wrestling tournament and my coach thought our bus could move one of those snow piles. it wasnt a fresh one either, it was one that was plowed, melted just a little bit, then refroze. well needless to say we didnt make it over but it did crunch in the steps that hung down and pinned the door shut so we had to jump in and out of the back.

YogsVR4 · #10 01-24-2005, 10:30 AM

I'm also in Michigan. I don't recall which neck of the woods you're in, but we din't get quite that much yesterday. To bad we don't have that many fools up here. It'd be more entertaining.

-Jayson- · #11 01-24-2005, 12:42 PM

im in michigan, south east by detroit and we got 10 inches of snow.

Andydg · #12 01-24-2005, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RickwithaTbird

LOL, thats something my cousin would do, and then tell me about it like it was cool. He just cant resist a snow pile, even though he has gotten stuck several times before. I guess its like a fetish. a weird, stupid kind of fetish.

I'm the same way...only with my dad's truck not with my car.

Raz_Kaz · #13 01-24-2005, 04:32 PM

Idiots everywhere today I guess.

Walking into work, the people my place hired to plow the parking lot was doing doughnuts and shit while he was plowing. The idiot ran into a lamp post, almost hit 20 cars whilst plowing. So I go in, tell security and 5 mins later hs is fired.

lamehonda · #14 01-24-2005, 04:50 PM

Ahhh, nothing is more fun than drifting a snow plow into a lamp post.

93rollaracer · #15 01-24-2005, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

Idiots everywhere today I guess.

Walking into work, the people my place hired to plow the parking lot was doing doughnuts and shit while he was plowing. The idiot ran into a lamp post, almost hit 20 cars whilst plowing. So I go in, tell security and 5 mins later hs is fired.

lol...Sounds like something my idiot friend would do.

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