Fat Chick Goes Down!!

[Lychus]

so its 2 AM im in my car stopped at a light talking to my girl.. minding my business when a Kia (yes a kia) spectra pulls up next to me. Now my car revs up on its own cause it has a bad TPS (grr) About a minute later out of the car pops a big fat white chick head and i clearly read the words "what the fuck?!" as she looks at my revving car. So i laugh and ignore it cause shes fat and drives a kia. When the light goes green she revs up and almost hits the car infront of her.. i assume in an attempt to show off.. what, she was trying to show off im not quite sure of. I let the car infront of me go alittle and i let vtec open right next to her. That seemed to calm her down cause she left me alone and i went about my business. Then she pulls up next to me at the next light and laughs at my car. Shes obviously not too up on hondas to know that i got a gsr so i smile and i rev to make her mad. She moves up on the white line and i reverse back about 2 car lengths. The light changes and she guns it, so i gun it laughing as my car catches and passes her at the beginning of second then i pull about 5 or 6 cars ahead and slow down at the top of 3rd. Then a motorcycle out of nowhere passes me by fast (why i dont know) and the kia does the slowest rice by in history. Oh how i wish i could see her fat face as my car passed hers like if she was moving still. You shoulda seen her at the light revving and laughing up a storm..awww.. so sorry fatty want a cookie with your ass whooping?
Fat chicks need love too... but not from me. A kia people.. a damn kia...

[Schister66]

Thats awesome, but fat people have a disadvantage. If you put a her in a GSR you would have still blown her away because its another 300 lbs the car has to lug along. One of my buddies claimed that's why he lost a race to me in his stang. He had his gf in the car and she was a big ole gal. That is a pretty bad reason...especially if she hears ya use her as an excuse!

[knorwj]

maybe she was laughing up a storm because you raced a kia...




just kidding, happened to me last year. some kid in a riced out spectra tried running me and I humiliated him.

[KaMaKaZiPyRo]

maybe she was laughing at your thin gf, shes hating on her...

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[jameskersten]

those are funny kills. my favorite of late is the kids in their bone stock srt-4's thinking they are hot shit. i have blown a few out of the water lately,laughing the whole way.

[exman98]

Originally Posted by Lychus

and i let vtec open right next to her

let the vtec open. doesnt make much sense to me

first- you dont let the vtec open. maybe vtec hit next to her
second - you don't need any vtec engine to beat a kia

[Lychus]

Originally Posted by exman98

let the vtec open. doesnt make much sense to me

first- you dont let the vtec open. maybe vtec hit next to her
second - you don't need any vtec engine to beat a kia

oh im sorry i didnt get the memo on the "correct" terminology wether it was open or hit. I know i dont need a vtec engine to beat a kia but i cant help it if my car has it. Geez theres always one in every thread that has something negative or something completely serious to say. Its a fun post. U should get out more.. live a little.. smile.

[Schister66]

Originally Posted by exman98

let the vtec open. doesnt make much sense to me

first- you dont let the vtec open. maybe vtec hit next to her
second - you don't need any vtec engine to beat a kia

I'm sorry dude, but it bugs the living shit out of me when people do this type of thing. You know what he meant and you didn't have to show it....all it did was make you look like an asshole.

[exman98]

i just posted that for fun, not as an attack. lets take it easy.
how is the asshole then?????

you may have missed the memo on the proper terminology.

[dampachi]

When I read "fat chick goes down" I thought you meant you got head from a fat chick. Ewww. But yeah, I raced a fat girl in an SUV once. She revved on me. I was bored. She took off...I casually cruised up even with her, floored it and left her way behind.

[exman98]

Originally Posted by dampachi

When I read "fat chick goes down" I thought you meant you got head from a fat chick.

thats great!!
LOL

[Lychus]

lol i would never let a fat chick do that to me

[KaMaKaZiPyRo]

u should try it, they treat it like its there last meal

[dampachi]

Ew dude, you let a fat girl actually eat your dick? Gross dude.