Yes kids, even MORE bad jokes!!

[tonioseven]

Closest Shave Ever

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"




Six and Five

What has six boobs and five teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.




Art Gallery Nudes

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn."

[nialusa]

1st joke OK

next two - (the simpsons "comic book" guys voice) Worst jokes ever

[Damien]

I liked the last one the best...it was stupid enough it got a response out of me. the others were blah...

[93rollaracer]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

Art Gallery Nudes

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn."

lol...i like it

[YogsVR4]

I always look forward to your jokes Tonio

[tonioseven]

I'm always glad to bring a frown to a friendly face!!!

[speediva]

Tonio... you ROCK!