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#1
03-12-2002, 05:14 PM
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keys locked in the car
disclaimer: so its another blonde joke, no offence intended towards any blonde person, ITS A JOKE have a laugh, plus I don't believe in any of that pc crap :hehe:
 Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while. Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, "HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"
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03-12-2002, 05:22 PM
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hahahaha, that's a goodie! :hehehe:
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03-12-2002, 05:29 PM
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:hehehe: Oldie but Goodie
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03-12-2002, 05:34 PM
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haha
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03-13-2002, 03:06 AM
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hahahaha... obvious, but funny all the same
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03-13-2002, 05:45 AM
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This isn't a blonde joke, just a story.
When I was in power school in the Navy, we weren't allowed outside while it was raining. This was because of a number of students there that had been struck by lightning. So one day it started raining and we noticed that there was a convertible top that was left down. So the owner had to sit there and watch his car fill up with water for 5 hours.  I felt bad for the guy, but it turned out to be an officers car, so I didn't feel too bad for him.
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03-14-2002, 11:40 AM
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that was pretty good...
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03-16-2002, 11:00 AM
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Quote:
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03-16-2002, 05:05 PM
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ha it's funny but i kind of find it that if people are as dumb as that,then how did they get their liscense? ok i'm just overanalyzing it i know, but if you think about it it's kind of true
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