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Old 01-20-2005, 11:53 AM
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Are All Men This Confusing????????

Ok, they say that women can not make up there minds. Me and my husband have been married for 7 years. For the past 4 he has been hinting at me, and asking me to have a 3 some( me, him, and another woman) Well, I finaly decided that this would be the perfect gift for him. So I went out and got this girl that I knew. (My husband has been eyeballing her.) We got a sitter for the kids. Got some vodka, and some beer for him, and a few other party favers. All this time my husband is at work, he has no idea this is goieng on. Well, around 8 he pulls up in the driveway. My friend meets him at the door and kisses him. She hands him a beer and I hand him the party faver. He sits in his chair with a shit eatting grin. He seem to be enjoying himself. Me and her are allready juiced up. He says that he would rather watch for a while. Ok, thats fine with us. Me and her are getting into it and he suddleny gets up and walks out the door and takes off in the car. Me and her are totaly in shock. This was totaly unexpected. He comes back 15 munits later and says he is sorry, That he did not want to do this because it was not right. NOW WHAT THE FUCK< HE HAS BEEN BEGGING ME FOR THIS FOR 4 YEARS> NOW HE CHANGES HIS MIND!!!!!!!!! OH HELL NO
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Old 01-20-2005, 12:25 PM
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Re: Are All Men This Confusing????????

Bahahaha!!
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Old 01-20-2005, 12:28 PM
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Re: Are All Men This Confusing????????

Sounds like his imagination imagined something quite different from reality, and maybe when it came down to it, he didn't want to share you with someone else. That's the way I'd feel about it.
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Haha. man I've been dropping hints like crazy with my gf for two years now. Well not even hints but flat out asking. Anyways I hope she eventually gives in also. i don't know what to say about your husband. He just thought he wanted it, but when it got there realized it wasn't for him. I guess its the manly thing to do to want a 3 some, but i guess that kinky stuff really isnt his thing.

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Re: Are All Men This Confusing????????

Looks like he pussied out on this one, He may not have truly wanted it, may have just been a fascination or something like that.

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Call me strange but i dont see what the big deal about 3-somes is anyway. I mean u only got one "connecter". He probably realized "Wtf is the point?"
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Call me strange but i dont see what the big deal about 3-somes is anyway. I mean u only got one "connecter". He probably realized "Wtf is the point?"
Ok, ill call you strange. Strange. Anyway, its not the whole one connector thing its more of just feeling special knowing you can be with 2 girls at once, unless your like me and have 2 penis's.....think about that one.
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Ok, ill call you strange. Strange. Anyway, its not the whole one connector thing its more of just feeling special knowing you can be with 2 girls at once, unless your like me and have 2 penis's.....think about that one.




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No WAY!!!
Ok maybe I dont have 2, but just think about the possibilities. Although I would feel sorry for the girl Id be having sex with because she would have to deal with it for twice as long lol.
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Ok maybe I dont have 2, but just think about the possibilities. Although I would feel sorry for the girl Id be having sex with because she would have to deal with it for twice as long lol.

Nothing wrong with that. Most men stop too soon anyway. biggrin:
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Nothing wrong with that. Most men stop too soon anyway. biggrin:

Not true - women take too damn long to climax .
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Call me strange but i dont see what the big deal about 3-somes is anyway. I mean u only got one "connecter". He probably realized "Wtf is the point?"
y'know that hole in your face where words come out of? that thing seves multiple purposes.
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Not true - women take too damn long to climax .
not if you know what ur doing and have a big dick. With my girlfriend were kinda talking about something similar, but its not fair. She calls herself Bi-Curious, i call her Bi sexual. Well she wants to have a 3 some with another girl, which is fine with me. But she says im not allowed to touch the other girl just her. But she and the other girl are allowed to do stuff to eachother. So i told her no that its not fair. It doesnt matter what gender you have sex with, its still you having sex with another person and i cant. So no 3 some so far. . . oh well. . .maybe one day. I can dream.
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Old 01-20-2005, 02:52 PM
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Re: Are All Men This Confusing????????

you dont have to have a big dick, you just gotta know how to use it. And if you dont know how, there are other ways to to get a woman off...
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