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01-18-2005, 10:16 AM
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fun with logic
premise A: knowledge is power
premise B: power corrupts --------------------------- conclusion: schools are training grounds for facist dictators premise A: love is blind premise B: God is love ----------------------- conclusion/premise C: God is blind premise D: ray charles is blind ----------------------------------- final conclusion: ray charles is god (i knew it!!!)
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01-18-2005, 10:31 AM
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Re: fun with logic
If my grandma is going blind does that mean she is evolving into God? In that case God makes the best damn pies ever!
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01-18-2005, 10:34 AM
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Re: fun with logic
Premise c: Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Conclusion: School principals ARE fascist dictators
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01-18-2005, 11:59 AM
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Re: fun with logic
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01-18-2005, 10:29 PM
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Re: fun with logic
Ok...THink about this one
Women=Time*Money We All Know that Time=Money This Means that Women=Money^2 Money=Square Root of Evil (Pretend the Square Root sign is there) Since Money = Sq. Root of Evil, and therefore Money^2=Evil MEANS..... Women=Evil ---Oh forgive if this is a repost
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01-19-2005, 07:43 AM
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Re: fun with logic
It's in the form of a mathematical proof. Up above, it was shown that :
Women = money^2 Later, it shows that money^2 = Evil. Therefore, Women = money^2 = Evil so Women = Evil.
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01-19-2005, 06:15 PM
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Re: fun with logic
elvis=king of rock
tupac=king of rap both died and came back due to claims tupac was the ressurected elvis coming again, the messiah of music
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01-20-2005, 07:56 PM
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