50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars

[tonioseven]

Sorry about the caps but I'm too damned lazy to change it; if you don't like the joke, please don't leave some half-assed smart-alecky reply. Just move on to the next thread.


MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR
EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY YEAR MORRIS WOULD SAY, "ESTHER,
I'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER."

ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED ," I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT
HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50
DOLLARS."

ONE YEAR ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR, AND
MORRIS SAID, ESTHER I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T
RIDE THAT HELICOPTER, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER
CHANCE."

ESTHER REPLIED" MORRIS THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS
AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."

THE PILOT OVER HEARD THE COUPLE AND SAID," FOLKS I'LL
MAKE YOU A DEAL.

I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY
QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD I WON'T
CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50
DOLLARS."

MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT
DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS, BUT NOT A WORD WAS
HEARD. HE DID HIS DARE DARE DEVIL TRICKS OVER AND
OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD.

WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS AND
SAID"
BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL
OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M IMPRESSED!"

MORRIS REPLIED" WELL I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING
WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT,

BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."

[Oz]

[KustmAce]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

Sorry about the caps but I'm too damned lazy to change it; if you don't like the joke, please don't leav some half-assed smart-alecky reply. Just move on to the next thread.

A little testy are we?

Oh wait...I guess that was smart-alecky wasnt it? Oh well, great joke tonio!

[tonioseven]

I just hate it when people trash your efforts and they can't seem to do any better than you. Especially those that never contribute to the continued success of the forum.

[uranium235powered]

so...his wife fell out and he didn't say one word?? well, $50 dollars is $50 dollars.

[87lToronadol]

[imtheoneandonlyD]

its true....50 bucks is 50 bucks

good joke

[Suislide]

Originally Posted by uranium235powered

so...his wife fell out and he didn't say one word?? well, $50 dollars is $50 dollars.

very GOOD! you found the PUNCHLINE!


good joke tonio!

[GritMaster]

hahaha Nice :P

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by uranium235powered

so...his wife fell out and he didn't say one word?? well, $50 dollars is $50 dollars.

Thanks for explaining it to me, i would have spent ages thinking about that one

Nice one tonio

[Sluttypatton]

In Mexico 50 dollars is a fortune, unless they're Canadian dollars...damned Canadian dollars.

[Oz]

[PeanutM&MsRgood4u]

And the moral to the story is:
If your woman won't let you have something you want, your just gonna hafta push her out a plane (or in this case helicopter, however Im sure a bridge, or tall building would work just as well).

[Jimster]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

I just hate it when people trash your efforts and they can't seem to do any better than you. Especially those that never contribute to the continued success of the forum.

Great joke Antonio! (for once, ya bastard )

[fredjacksonsan]

Good 'un.