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Old 01-16-2005, 12:59 AM
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arghhhhh.....A prostitute hit my car..........
I was going through the jack in the box drive thru like at 2:00 in the morning and before entering I yielded for this total prostitute to walk by.Then she came to the window and said you want some .I was like I want some jack in the box ........late,as I was saying that I was entering the drive thru and she hit the roof of my car with something,I stopped and was like WTF!Shes all,"your soliciting a prostitute all loud n $hit,I looked at my roof and saw there was no damage ,so I told her ,"keep sucking Diks for a living and drove straight through the drive thru and went to Wendys.
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thats fucked up. You should have called the cops lol.
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Old 01-16-2005, 10:06 AM
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Also would have complained to the manager of jack in the box that there were prostitues by his or her fast food place.
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You should have said. "Yes I am. You know of any good looking ones?"













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man there should be exceptions to that "no hitting girls" rule.
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man there should be exceptions to that "no hitting girls" rule.
You could always do it the Chris Rock way, and I quote, 'I have not and will not ever, ever hit a woman. I never hit a woman. But I'll shake the bitch'
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You should have just run her ass over. Prostitutes have no life.
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I think this should be entered into "funniest topic title ever" contest - oh wait, there isn't one.

Good idea going to Wendy's. Less of a prostitute concentration there.
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You should have said. "Yes I am. You know of any good looking ones?"


hahaha, good call, that's going into my 'to use'!

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yeah,I found out that jack in the box is next to some alley where whores kick it,My friends and I call that fast food restaurant "Jack in the crack" now.I dont go to that one anymore though.........
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There really was a jack in the box.
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Wendy's is better anyways.
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You should have just run her ass over. Prostitutes have no life.
And dent the bumper? Like hell!
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