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03-10-2002, 04:20 PM
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Being politically correct
How to speak about women and be politically correct:
She is not a babe or a chick û She is a breasted German, Canadian, whatever. She is not a screamer or moaner û She is vocally appreciative. She is not easy û She is horizontally accessible. She does not tease or flirt û She engages in artificial stimulation. She is not dumb û She is a detour off the information superhighway. She has not been around û She is a previously enjoyed companion. She does not get you excited . She causes temporary blood displacement. She is not kinky û She is a creative caretaker. She does not have a killer body û She is terminally attractive. She is not an airhead û She is reality impaired. She does not get drunk or tipsy û She gets chemically inconvenienced. She is not horny û She is sexually focused. She does not have breast implants û She is medically enhanced. She is not a slut û She is sexually extroverted. She does not have major league hooters û She is pectorally superior. She is not a two-bit whore û She is a low-cost provider. How to speak about men and be politically correct: He does not have a beer gut û He has developed a liquid grain storage facility. He is not a bad dancer û he is overly Caucasian. He does not get lost all the time û He investigates alternative destinations. He is not balding û He is in follicle regression. He is not a cradle robber û He prefers generationally differential relationships. He does not get falling-down drunk û He becomes accidentally horizontal. He does not act like a total ass û He develops a case of rectal-cranial inversion. He is not a sex machine û he is romantically automated. He is not a male chauvinist pig û He has swine empathy. He is not afraid of commitment û He is monogamously challenged. He does not undress you with his eyes û He has an introspective graphic moment.  :hehehe:
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03-10-2002, 04:23 PM
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Those are good:hehe:
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03-10-2002, 04:26 PM
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hmmm you sure you're innocent ? this seems very very guilty
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03-10-2002, 04:31 PM
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03-10-2002, 04:32 PM
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03-10-2002, 04:48 PM
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other terms...figure them yourself
he is a compulsive self stimulator. she has a surplus of lower abdomen upholstery he is morally disadvantaged. she likes what the guys like. he is testosterone-challenged. she has problems fulfilling her advertising claims. he is longitudinally disenhanced. she has second hand dart board syndrome he has a creative understanding of the term matrimony. she has very little business sense. 
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03-10-2002, 04:53 PM
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03-10-2002, 06:02 PM
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me ---> :bandit:
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03-10-2002, 06:36 PM
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:hehehe:
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03-11-2002, 05:08 PM
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03-12-2002, 03:14 AM
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Re: Being politically correct
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03-12-2002, 04:09 AM
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Just had my good laugh for the day
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