Why biology is my new favorite subject.

[sivic02]

So I find out monday that I will be physically able to attend class this semester after tons of surgeries. Yesterday I get accepted to my new school and I get to my first biology class today, 9:30am and Im not a morning person. So im sitting there waiting for the teacher to get there and she walks in the room and I dont know if it was the lack of sleep or what but shes HOT! Van Halen starts playing hot for the teacher in the background and I have to move my notebook over my lap. Come to find out she is only like 26. Now its time to work on getting an A without learning any biology, all extra credit lol. Id like to take a private anatomy class with her. We can study the human reproductive system all semester as far as Im concerned. Id like to covalently bond with her molecules. Id like to diffuse her molecules. Ok I could go on for days but Im gonna stop now. You get the point, just figured id share my little bit of joy with the world.

[clawhammer]

Show us some pictures and we'll beleive you

[Xtreme_098]

I like biology for what it is. Telling us you like it because your teacher is hot tells us a lot about you. Your why our generation is becoming what it is.

[sivic02]

lol, yeah Im just gonna bust out a camera in class one day and start snapping pictures. Why would you not believe me? Its not like its a far fetched story, the teacher is hot, the end. Now if i do somehow pull off sleeping with my teacher, then ill definately get some pictures.

[Andydg]

[-Josh-]

Yeah, our generation sucks but.... well.. yeah we're definately a wasted generation. Anyway, i think taking photos of someone and distributing throughout the net without their consent is illegal isn't it?

[deedlit]

[KustmAce]

Originally Posted by Xtreme_098

I like biology for what it is. Telling us you like it because your teacher is hot tells us a lot about you. Your why our generation is becoming what it is.

Yep, our generation is failed because our boys fancy good looking women.

Oh, and you spelled "Drift" wrong in your sig. Maybe you should have studied more instead of fawning over your teacher...

[Xtreme_098]

Originally Posted by KustmAce

Yep, our generation is failed because our boys fancy good looking women.

Oh, and you spelled "Drift" wrong in your sig. Maybe you should have studied more instead of fawning over your teacher...

1) No. I spelled "Drift" right.

2) Thinking a women is perfectly normal but telling everyone you like Biology because your teacher is hot tells everyone alot how you think.

[sivic02]

Yes thats right, I do enjoy my biology class because there is a hot teacher. Any guy who doesnt think at least a little bit with his penis isnt much of a guy at all. Guys should fancy attractive women, its natural.

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

Well, maybe he doesn't like Bio to begin with. Dreading every AM class for a whole semester. Now he has a hot teacher that makes him wanna go to class and learn, all the while striving for an A to impress her.


Yeah, we're a wasted generation.

[KustmAce]

I hate science, but enjoyed a few semesters because of not only one hot teacher, but several hot peers. And yes, it says a lot how I think, I like hot girls, I dont like science. Sue me.

[imtheoneandonlyD]

Originally Posted by Xtreme_098

1) No. I spelled "Drift" right.

2) Thinking a women is perfectly normal but telling everyone you like Biology because your teacher is hot tells everyone alot how you think.

I see "Drft" not d-r-i-f-t
So a guy likes a class he previously hated because of a hot peer. la de da. Your just mad cause you never had hot teachers.

[rapstagangsta]

Originally Posted by sivic02

...Why would you not believe me? Its not like its a far fetched story, the teacher is hot, the end. Now if i do somehow pull off sleeping with my teacher, then ill definately get some pictures.

Dude, if you saw my bio teacher last year, you'd understand why I(along with many others) need some sort of visual proof.

[Jimster]

Perhaps if I had a hot female biology teacher I wouldn't have failed, she certainly would have kept my mind on the subject for longer.