A raise for the penis!

[Spec2 Girl]

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I am always using my head first
I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from Human Resources:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas
You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
You don't like working double shifts
You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!

:hehehe: :hehehe:

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

when do we hear one about the clit then ? :smoker:

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K
when do we hear one about the clit then ? :smoker:

As soon as someone sends me one (a joke that is! ) :hehehe:

[taranaki]

Oh,boy....this thread is going to get peretty grubbby.....but not yet,'cause I cant think of a suitable reply.

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by taranaki
Oh,boy....this thread is going to get peretty grubbby.....but not yet,'cause I cant think of a suitable reply.

I posted it in perfect innocence! :angel: It’s other people that are turning it into grubbiness! :hehehe:

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

grubbiness ? ey ?

are you complaining about men's dicks?

[taranaki]

Originally posted by FTO Girl
I posted it in perfect innocence! :angel: It’s other people that are turning it into grubbiness! :hehehe:

perfect innoncence-meet FTO Girl.......FTO Girl - meet perfect innocence......guess it's a while since you two were last in the same room,eh?

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

Originally posted by taranaki


perfect innoncence-meet FTO Girl.......FTO Girl - meet perfect innocence......guess it's a while since you two were last in the same room,eh?

hahahahaha innocence my *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeep*

[Spec2 Girl]

I’m astounded by you two and your disbelief of my character! :angel: :hehehe:

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

Originally posted by FTO Girl


I’m astounded by you two and your disbelief of my character! :angel: :hehehe:

that makes it worse

[taranaki]

Originally posted by FTO Girl


I’m astounded by you two and your disbelief of my character! :angel: :hehehe:

[rickylake]Honey,you are so in denial[/rickylake]

you are a grub,that's why we love ya!

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

Originally posted by taranaki


[rickylake]Honey,you are so in denial[/rickylake]

you are a grub,that's why we love ya!

yea exactly .... what do you mean by grub ?

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by taranaki


[rickylake]Honey,you are so in denial[/rickylake]

Who’s indenial and shouldn’t it be the other way around??!!?? (think about it! )

[taranaki]

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Who’s indenial and shouldn’t it be the other way around??!!?? (think about it! )

nice girls don't do it 'the other way around' :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

[Spec2 Girl]

Me thinks I’m going to really regret posting this thread! :hehehe: