Why dickheads should not race! CRX vs. Civic

[Musashi3000GT]

This all started months ago when this new kid started working for my company. He was an immigrant from Colombia who was given political excile cause his family was almost killed by the guerillas and then ransomed. I have some family which hails from Colombia so I know the situation well and as a Manager I approached him and told him I was there to help in whatever. It turns out he liked cars, he liked cars alot but he knew shit about them. he saved up and bought a Civic EX and thinks its a M3 cause apparently in Colombia owning a civic is a high status symbol.........fucking sad, I know! oh well whatever.

Now enter the new guy. he started working with us about three weeks ago and has a 90 CRX. he has a skunk2 catback, intake and rims on it, well immediately they hated each other cause both have slow ass hondas and both think they own Ferraries. I thought Honda guys stuck together. I like the new kid, I see him at the races and I see him hook up his ride, you know, he has heart! the other guy with the civic is a piece of shit with a stock ride and talking shit cause he thinks he is driving a pimp mobile. I even asked Civic boy if he wanted to go against me and he said and I quote "I wont race any car that is older then mine because that will be degrading myself". he has a 2003, My 3000GT is a 94! he says he will only races newer cars.........I know I want to shoot him too.

Ok so last saturday they finally lined em up, the CRX is auto the Civic is 5-speed. the guy in the CRX got stomped but he tells me he was manually shifting the stick and hit N by mistake.......dont know if I believe him....

So now the dickhead with the Civic goes around talking shit to everyone and wont let up on this poor guy. every day hour after hour he goes around saying CRX sucks and passed by him and yells out "VRROOOOOMMMMMM" and laughs. I swear I am surprised the dude with the CRX dosent knock him out. I challenged him again, told him he has no right to talk shit since he wont even be man enough to face me on the two lane but he just keeps giving excusses like "my car is worth more than yours" and shit, I am two seconds from tossing his scrawny ass through a window.
To make matters worst the CRX guy is now asking me to install a NOS kit on his car.........Why do people think NOS is magic gas? it wont do shit to his car! if anything it'll just blow the head clear off. and he gets pissed at me cause I tell him I have no time to go with him to buy or install the kit. guy neary bit my head off. WTF I have a life and my wife is my priority, when I dont work I spend my time with her.
they are gonna go at it again this friday, I hope both cars just spontaneously combust and elliminate two fronting ass newbies from the face of the earth. I hate fucking possers man!

[Thourun]

Wow... Big. Good story though.

[i3o2Matt]

geez he thinks a 03 Civic EX is fast shit? lol thats funny...I even walk all over the new civics...and my car is 15 years old with close to 200K mi! thats sad tho...where he refuses to race anthing older than 2003...thats just sad...lol

[xXxRocker5150]

that's messed up that he thinks his civic can own ferrari's that's bull man, I hate people like that...

[Gohan Ryu]

Wait, he won't race your 94 Mitsu because it's too old, but he'll run a 90 CRX? Isn't a 90 CRX older than a 94 Mitsu?

[speedthrill]

I think it is

[dampachi]

That's exactly what I was going to say, Gohan Ryu. Wow...so I guess that guy wouldn't race my 02 GT mustang in his civic because it would be degrading huh? Damn right it'd be degrading. I'd leave him so far back it'd look like he was just sitting still.

[Musashi3000GT]

hes a prick, he raced the guy in the CRX cause he knew he would win. believe me, he doubted himself over that one untill he felt confident enough to race. hes just a pussy full of excuses. what really pisses me off is the attitude, why rub it in, you can tell its his first ever race cause its such a huge deal to him.

[street_racer_00]

I say you just call the guy a pussy and not let up on him until he lines up against you, stomp all over him, and then tell him how slow his car is for the rest of his natural life...viola!

[RACER D12]

[Thourun]

I'd be the type never to speak to him again knowing that if you rub it in his face all the time he'll just get over it sooner, my way you can bring it up whenever you like for that first time devistaiting effect, like when his girl or anyone he respects is around.

[dampachi]

Viola? Violin!!!!!!

[TypeS]

Wow, sounds like you're working with kids. His Civic is probably not even worth your gas.

"Not racing older cars" my ass. He knows you'd kill him in neutral.

[Zwrangler]

and he gets pissed at me cause I tell him I have no time to go with him to buy or install the kit. guy neary bit my head off. WTF I have a life and my wife is my priority, when I dont work I spend my time with her.

lol, in the time it took you to write that long ass story you probably coulda surfed the net, did some research and advised the guy on a small nitrous oxide package to buy if he was really insistant on buying one.

one more thing that comes to mind....why do you care if the civic dude is talking all this sh*t?? I mean he isn't talking about you and the crx guy isn't doing jack shit to stop it so i don't see why it should be any of your concern?? You know your car is faster and he knows your car is faster.....so why even bother. if someone in a civic came and talked shit back when i had my camaro i wouldn't care less coz i know hes full of it and so does ANYONE else who knows anything about cars. The guy is doing the damage to himself.

[Gohan Ryu]

Set up a race with the guy in the CRX, then lose intentionally (let him know you lost on purpose or you'll have two egos to deal with). That way the guy with the Civic will want to race you...and you can hand him his ass in a sling.