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03-09-2002, 12:38 PM
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Tasty Apples
A guy enters the bar and orders a rum and coke. The bartender returns and puts an apple on the bar.
"Bartender... I ordered a rum and coke and you put an apple in front of me." "Take a bite." "It tastes like coke." "Now turn it over." "It tastes like rum, that's great." After a few of these, the guy decides to order a Screwdriver. The bartender returns and puts an apple on the bar. "Bartender, I ordered a Screwdriver." "Take a bite." "Mmm, orange juice." "Now turn it over." "Mmm, vodka." After a few of these, the guy asks the bartender, "Do you have an apple that tastes like a woman's nectar?" The bartender searches and returns and puts an apple on the bar. "Take a bite." "Yuck, this tastes like ass!" "Now turn it over." 
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#2
03-09-2002, 03:30 PM
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:hehe::smoka:
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#4
03-09-2002, 04:01 PM
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LOL!
 
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03-09-2002, 04:10 PM
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Lol :hehehe: :hehehe:
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