Killed by 04' Cobra!!!!! Ford Family Feud 2.

[Tru Mach1Racer]

As life would have it, the first race of the year start with me and my big mouth starting drama. Riding around Sat at 5:00 pm. To go eat at the china buffet with some friends. The friends or SRT-4 and Toyota Celica GT. After playing in some back road twisty, we pull in to the China Buffet lot, and then a loud ass Red Mustang GT comes roaring by. We all start cracking up until he looks at us and rev it in neutral. I say, “Aint dat bout ah bitch!” Know each of my friends thoughts, we all jump in our cars and give chase. The SRT-4 runs up on him and they gun it and the Stock SRT-4 pull the clear coat of his shit from a 30 mph roll. We all pull over and talk for a bit. The guy said he like all our cars and he likes my Mach 1 the best. Know here come the usual shit I get with my car. The Red Mustang GT owner said,” I got a friend that loves to race but nobody ever run anymore, will you race him? He got a Cobra!” I know they made less than 10,000 of the Mach 1’s and a they made a whole nation of Cobras with Superchargers, but Damn, was I the only sucker who was to broke to afford one? Well maybe not today, so I tell him to bring dat ass. Gave the Guy my number and told him to call tonight and we would do it at THE SPOT.

You all wouldn’t believe it, but yes, everybody’s friend do have a faster car than yours, and yes it a damn Cobra with a Supercharger modified or not. It depends on your application ( how fast you are). Most of the time they lie just to let me know I aint shit. Little do they know, I already know that fact cause my Dear Mother tells so, often. By the pictures below, you will see that a Dark Silver Metallic Cobra brought dat ass to see little ole me. Hey, this is the real street shit! I aint no Bitch, yet. I’m going to race him and give him N/A hell.




Well, here we are about to set up and that Cobra just cleans his tires and makes the whining noise so hard, I thought my car stalled because the Mach 1 was so quite. No pipe music or nothing. And dumb ass guy flagging us wouldn’t line me up a little farther in front of the Cobra and I know the bitch. He is off my party list far sure. The hands drop, I nail the launch with a little wheel spin, perfect. The Cobra’s independent suspension gives up the ghost with some wheel hop but we are neck and neck in first gear with me in the front. I slide like am on butter hitting second and we start to even out, then he gets a bumper on me with that damn Supercharger in my ear. Whine’n and shit. It is loud ass hell, he should get a two car length foul for disturbing a Mach 1 Racer. I spin third as I do normally, but that don’t mean shit. He’s pulling slowly but steady in the middle of my third ( Cobra has 6sp and Mach 1 5speed). Fourth gear, the shit aint funny know more, still pulling. In the ¼ mile the Cobra a car length and a half. We shut down at a 120 something. And he was two car length then. Mach 1 KILLED.



It was a great race, Even thou I’m typing this from a Funeral Home, never the less a good race. Did you guys know that a Mach 1 and it’s driver fit comfortable in a Funeral Hurst. With flowers our not. Also, the Mortician in the Hurst with a Tru Mach 1 Racer in it still be a Civic with boost on the way to the Funeral Home.

For real, it do love my import friends. (Civic)

[lickem]

narly, is the 04 and 05 cobra the same thing?

[Andydg]

There's not an '05 Cobra...atleast I don't think so.

[-The Stig-]

Nah, '04 I believe was the last year of the Cobra for now.

In 2006 they should be coming out with another version in the new body style. It'll probably be pretty damn badass.

[Tru Mach1Racer]

Originally Posted by lickem

narly, is the 04 and 05 cobra the same thing?

I don't know of any more Cobras being made in 2005. SVT, the in house people at Ford, are tooling around with the new GT Mustang to make a Cobra model. They would not waste their time on a Cobra built on the old plantform.

[2000LS1Z28]

I'm having trouble following your story due to the grammer used in it. If that is in fact your Mach 1, then nice car (Why are there pics of a blue one and an orange one?). Mach 1's are quick, and from what i've seen they run with the Cobras, due to having a better suspension to begin with.

[dampachi]

That's a red GT.

[2000LS1Z28]

Hmm the graphics make it look like a Mach 1 (Paint scheme). It must be an anniversary model then.

[CassiesMan]

Nice death, but...I don't really know what you said beside him beating you...

[dampachi]

You can tell because it doesn't have the shaker hood, plus it has the light headlights and not the fogged. So it's a 99 model..and they didn't make mach 1s in 99.

[AlienEvolution]

*sigh* ok guys ill translate that for you, gimme bout 5-10 minutes
*opens wordpad*

[AlienEvolution]

As life would have it, the first race of the year started with my big mouth causing trouble. Rding around saturday at 5pm, my friends and i went to eat at the china buffet. The friends have an SRT-4, and a Toyota Celica GT. After messing around, we pulled into the restaraunt, and see a loud ass red mustang GT as it drives by. We all think the same thing "lets get em!" and hop in our cars. The SRT-4 runs up next to him and they go from 30mph and the stock SRT wins. We all pull over to talk for a little bit and i get the usual shit with my car "nice mach 1, i have a friend with a cobra that loves to race but noone will race him anymore, you want to race him?" Now, they made less than 10,000 mach 1s and they made a HUGE number of cobras with superchargers, but damn, was i the only guy who couldnt afford one? Anyway, i tell him to bring that cobra. I tell him to give him my number and call tonight, and we'll race at the "racing spot."

You may not believe it, but yes, everyone's friend DOES have a faster car than yours. (ranting about him not being shit)

We are about to set up and the cobra just cleans his tires, and that freaking engine makes a really damn loud whining noise, i even thought my mach 1 had stalled because i couldnt hear the engine over it. Also that dumbass guy flagging us wouldnt line me up a little in front, and i know that bitch! He's off my party list for damn sure!
The guys hands drop, and i nail the launch, a little wheel spin, perfect. the cobras independent suspension messes up some w/ a little wheel hop but we end up neck and neck in first gear, me a little in front. I shift perfectly into second and he starts evening out w/ me, then he gets a bumper in front of me, and then i can hear that damn supercharger. That things loud as hell whining and shit, he should get a two car length foul for disturbing a mach 1 racer. I get to third like i normally do, nothin special. He's pulling slowly but steadily as i reach the middle of third gear, the cobra has a 6 speed, the mach 1 a 5 speed. I hit fourth gear and the cobra's still pulling ahead, in the 1/4 mile the cobra had a car length and a half, we shut down around 120, he was 2 car lengths ahead. Mach 1 = Killed!

(ranting about how he is dead now)

How did i do?

[CassiesMan]

Ah, ok...Being in college, where every white guy thinks they're a no limit killer/gang banging thug, I'm learning to translate ghetto. Street is next on my list.

[i3o2Matt]

sounds perfect...lol nice race tho

[Tru Mach1Racer]

Originally Posted by 2000LS1Z28

I'm having trouble following your story due to the grammer used in it. If that is in fact your Mach 1, then nice car (Why are there pics of a blue one and an orange one?). Mach 1's are quick, and from what i've seen they run with the Cobras, due to having a better suspension to begin with.

The orange is a GT with stripes on it. The Cobra and I are not stock. You can get more out of the Cobra with little money spent. Also, most people were I'm from use allot of slang. No matter if your in College or not. You speak how your comfortable but you write your thesis with proper English for school.