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A man had great tickets for the FA cup final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the cup final, the biggest sporting event in Britain, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh ... Im sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbour -- to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."
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Re: yet another joke
That's one passionate soccer fan.
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heard it, only replace FA Cup with Super Bowl/World Series/Daytona 500/whatever else
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Re: yet another joke
I've heard it many times as well, it's always been a good laugh though
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