some more jokes

[ec437]

One day Bill Clinton is walkin through a park. In the snow he sees "Bill Clinton Sucks" written in urine. So the he calls the secret service and tells them too find out whos urine it is.
The next day the secret service calls. The agent says, "Do want the good news or the bad news first?"
"The good news."
"It was Al Gore's urine."
"And the bad news?"
"It was Hillary's handwriting."




An Ambassador from an African nation goes to Russia and is met with great hospitality. When he is about to leave, the Russians give him a gun and says 'there is one bullet in this gun. We each take a turn pointing it at our head and pulling the trigger. The person who pulls the bullet loses. This is Russian roulette.'

One year later, a Russian ambassador visits this African country. He is brought into a room full of the most beautiful women from every tribe in the country. He is told 'You are asked to play African roulette. You can pick any one women here and she will give you a blow job.' The Russian asks 'so, what's the downside?' His African counterpart replies 'well, one of the women is from a cannibalistic tribe and...'





Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?

A: A brick.

[Oz]

[clawhammer]

All of them are funny.

[Jimster]

ROFL! At the first two, the third one was kind of well, dry is a good word for it.