funny storys?

[68 chevelle]

does anyone have funny storys about drag racing?
I have one, i went to las vegas and went to the drag strip in my rental car. the line up went from fastest to slowest. i was dead last in my chevy cavalier (from hertz). i was going to have to run by my self, but then they decided that one of the fast cars would already be out of my way so they let me run against it. this camaro comes up to the line and does his burn out and covers my car with smoke. i tryed to spin the tires but i just drove a ways down the track and had to back up. well anyway we lined up and the light turned green and this car shoot off and (red lighted) i could see the screen cause i was going so slow.i put my arm out the window and was waveing it in the air and everyone was cheering and laughing at my faulty victory. he had already finished before i was halfway. he ran a 6.67 but red lighted and i took the victory with a 18.93. o ya speed demen. it was funny that i had time to roll down my window and start to wave and still won. haha
he had a sweet camaro though.
well that was the funniest thing that has ever happened to me with drag racing
does anyone have any funny storys that they would like to share?