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01-06-2005, 11:38 AM
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Think Fast!
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked." Holding up the bucket he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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01-06-2005, 11:44 AM
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 thats one crafty old man
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01-06-2005, 02:33 PM
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Re: Think Fast!
Haha, that's hillarious.
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01-06-2005, 02:40 PM
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01-06-2005, 03:19 PM
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Re: Think Fast!
 
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01-06-2005, 07:21 PM
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lol
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01-06-2005, 07:47 PM
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Hehehe never seen that one coming...pretty damn funny.
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01-06-2005, 11:36 PM
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LOL. That is great.
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01-06-2005, 11:37 PM
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Re: Think Fast!
HAHAHA i want to grow up to be an old pervert
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01-07-2005, 10:51 AM
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Re: Re: Think Fast!
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 He got to see BOOBIES !!!!!!
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01-07-2005, 03:54 PM
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Re: Think Fast!
Very smart man...
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