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Pharmacology

In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name: Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Aleve is Naproxen, Amoxil is Amoxicillin, Advil is
Ibuprofen, and so on.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafailin. Also considered were:

Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixadun, and Alimpdixafixi.

Viagra is now available in liquid form. FDA officials today announced the release of the wonder drug, Viagra, in a new, easy-to-take liquid form. It is sold under the pharmaceutical name "Mydixadud."

Now, when a man comes home from work in the evening, he can pour
himself a stiff one.
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...........ROFLMAO:hehe: :hehehe:
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That was pretty good...I liked it...
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FTO has taken over from Darkness in the humour stakes now
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FTO has taken over from Darkness in the humour stakes now
and FTO takes a bow. :hehehe:
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now you may go and drive your new car
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Can anybody offer a name for the antidote for Viagra....

.....and tell me where to buy it??
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Re: Pharmacology

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Now, when a man comes home from work in the evening, he can pour
himself a stiff one.
ROFLMAO!!!

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Can anybody offer a name for the antidote for Viagra....

.....and tell me where to buy it??
Absolut Vodka, avalible at your local store. Take 10ozs and call me in the morning (Doses vary depending on size and previous drinking experience, not availble to minors, use at your own risk)
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Can anybody offer a name for the antidote for Viagra....

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from the sounds of your other posts the antidote would be Marriage
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very funny FTO


I think the new car must have come with some jokes :hehehe:
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