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03-07-2002, 06:26 PM
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A Girl's prayer
Lord
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempts to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the wanker you sent me instead. Amen.
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03-07-2002, 07:03 PM
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oh geez....
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03-07-2002, 07:35 PM
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Uh oh.....
wheres Moon when ya need him 
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03-07-2002, 07:39 PM
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 :hehehe: Poor thing! 
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03-07-2002, 08:06 PM
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You best hope he doesn't see your little prayer  *sends this prayer to Moon via PM*
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03-07-2002, 10:54 PM
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what about tongue ? ?
anyway you got some wierd ideas whoever this guy is he is a sensitive hopeless romantic with a large willy who can save human kind from the "does my bum look big in this?" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHggg gggggg ...
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03-08-2002, 12:23 AM
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AMEN sista
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03-08-2002, 12:42 AM
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Re: A Girl's prayer
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As I rest my weary head, Please send an angel to my bed. A lady tall and young and sweet, Without the bunions on her feet. A girl for me and me alone. Who doesn't hog the bloody phone. Who cooks,and cleans and vaccuums too, And leaves the seat up in the loo. A girl who giggles when I squeeze her, And doesn't like to use my Visa. I hope she's kind and sweet of breath, I pray she roots me half to death. For her I'd sell my very heart, But in the bed she mustn't fart. And when she's filled my carnal wishes, My perfect girl could do the dishes. She'd let me go down to the bar, And never scratch the bloody car. Alas,this girl will never serve..... ...I bloody got what I deserve! :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
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03-08-2002, 05:26 AM
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LOL @ FTO Girl and Mr T.
Now tell me how the hell you always have a poem to match... you got my Morning poem in Honda OT with another good one as well
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03-08-2002, 07:28 AM
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Amen.
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#13
03-08-2002, 11:24 AM
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it's weird how I found Mr.T one more amusing
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