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Old 03-07-2002, 06:24 PM
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Did you know.......

Did you know....
  • It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  • A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
  • A shrimp's heart is in their head.
  • People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
  • It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
  • A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
  • Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
  • On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and
  • More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
  • Rats and horses can't vomit.
  • The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
  • If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
  • Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
  • Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
  • If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrial or their vehicles?
  • In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
  • The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
  • Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
  • duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
  • 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
  • In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
  • Most lipstick contains fish scales.
  • Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
  • Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
  • over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
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Old 03-07-2002, 06:36 PM
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Re: Did you know.......

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Did you know....
  • It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  • A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
  • A shrimp's heart is in their head.
  • People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
  • It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
  • A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
  • Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
  • On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and
  • More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
  • Rats and horses can't vomit.
  • The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
  • If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
  • Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
  • Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
  • If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrial or their vehicles?
  • In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
  • The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
  • Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
  • duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
  • 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
  • In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
  • Most lipstick contains fish scales.
  • Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
  • Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
  • over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

I coulda swarn KBS posted these before, or was it Judge? Or ahhhhhh, who did it? Sorry but those are funny, even after reading them numerous times.
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[*]On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 timeS[*]over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow [/list]
3000 TIMES....SHIT WHAT AM I DOING WRONG THEN !!!

Bugger....i was one of the 75%
You bloody got me again girl !!!...
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Bugger....i was one of the 75%
You bloody got me again girl !!!...
Hehe, I thought about doing it as soon as I’d read it! Guess I’m one of the 75% too (or maybe not because I only thought about it!)
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haha, I thought about it but didn't do it.

and how sould you find out that cats urine glows under black-light?

gotta love random information.
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Re: Did you know.......

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Did you know....
  • It is impossible to lick your elbow.
IT's true you can't do it

Quote:
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  • If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
I know my sister did that

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  • Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Why I don't like wearing my earmuffs at work




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And YES I did try to lick my elbow:licker:
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Re: Did you know.......

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  • People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
My heart stops in between beats for a long time.
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Re: Did you know.......

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Did you know....
  • It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  • If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
  • duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
  • over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
Damn! Its true, you CAN"T lick your elbow Now the sneezing thing scares me 'cause I hold in my sneezes, I donno why, but I do... Well, not any more. ANd I've tryed to hold my eyes open before... I'm just trying to set myself up for failure I guess

Now the duck thing is just freaky, Guess will be doing some net searching about sonics and that sort of things tonight...
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HEY, I DID TRY TO LICK MY ELBOW!!
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Thanks to lateral thinking,I now have a wet elbow:finger: :finger: ....


























the corner of the desk had to be licked to achieve it! :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :hehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
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got it to within an inch
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I came VERY close to licking my elbo but god-dammit I missed Oh well guess I will have to amuse myself some other way
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I think there are a few of us here in this thread that need HELP !!!!





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Thanks to lateral thinking,I now have a wet elbow:finger: :finger: ....

the corner of the desk had to be licked to achieve it! :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :hehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
Hehehehehahahahahahahehehehehe thanx Taranaki mate - gave me a good laugh when I really really needed it - I's very depressed right now

I had a look at my elbow, realised it was impossible, returned hand to keyboard. Did I try?!? I suppose it counts, MAYBE



Thanx again Taranaki - you have no idea how much that helped.
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