best rap/hip hop line

[dpsayz]

after reading the thread about necro .. i wanted to know what you guys think is the best .. funniest .. or craziest rap or hip hop line/verse that you've ever heard ... i've got plenty

... Technique chemically unstable, set to explode
foretold by the dead sea scrolls written in codes
so if your message ain't shit, fuck the records you sold
cuz if you go platinum, it's got nothing to do with luck
it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck
stuck in the underground in general and rose to the limit
without distribution managers, a deal, or a gimmick
Revolutionary Volume 2, murder the critics
and leave your fucking body rotten for the roaches and crickets
- Immortal Technique ( Industrial revolution )

... mother fucker ... stay in your place ... or i'll fuck your girl while shes pregnant .. and bust a nut in your kids face
- Immortal Technique ( Some battle )

... listen you don't know the technique so don't tell lies .. i'll shot your mom in the back and fuck the bullet hole till she dies
- Immortal Technique ( Another battle )

[Fully_Sick]

Immortal Technique is one of the best guys out in the scene, dance with the devil is a dope song, as well as his political songs(cause of death).
diabolik is also sick, in the hidden track


"Any crew you with is full of shit till the bullets hit when the oozie spit
I write more lines than the late John Belushi sniffed" - Copywrite

"You ran, I launch rapid torpedos
Now I'm dead on ya ass like rabbit fur speedos" - Copywrite

"I stagger in the gathering possessed by a patter-in
That be scatterin
Over the globe will my vocals be travellin
Unravellin my abdomen it's slime that's babblin
Grammatics that are masculine" - Common

"I wasnt POOR I was PO,
I couldnt afford the OR" - Big L

"My jewels be Rocky like Sylvester Stallone" - Big L

[chevydrummer76]

... listen you don't know the technique so don't tell lies .. i'll shot your mom in the back and fuck the bullet hole till she dies
- Immortal Technique ( Another battle )

thats messed up.......

[dpsayz]

trust me .. this is only a sample of what he says haha. hey says hella more "messed up" stuffs.

[Rbraczyk]

"Top dolla in my gold flea colla, dippin in my blue impala"

50,000 brownie points to whoever guesses.

[dpsayz]

sounds snoop dogg - ish hehe. Does that get me some points at all ???? heh heh heh

[want a supra]

"The Appetite is tremendous
So I'm gonna spin this
Drop up some violence because they ax me to end this
Some trouble that I cought cuz I was noisy
A nigga tried to take advantage because I'm de kamikazi
He took de swing from my hand - thought I was faded
Start runnin' for the door but the fucker never made it
The sound of the 9 went BANG [shot]
And all over the wall was his mothafuckin' brain
Cuz I'm a nigga you can't sleep on
So set the alarm, cuz I'm hittin' like a mothafuckin' bomb
I do damage with the 9 in my hand
But the average nigga they do not mean to understand
I'm from the streets so therefor
You know I don't care for
A sucker that ain't down with the real niggaz the niggaz the niggaz yo
And after when the shit gotta go ain't even sober
Any time that the 9 wanna leave
I got a .38 hittin' down the sleeve
And it's ready to go to work cuz that's what it's here for
I shoot down a milion niggaz and shoot one more
And that's the milion and one
They could'nt hang with the appetite
Cuz they was'nt rappin' right
So I had to destroy whoever was standin' in my presence
For fuckin' up de asses appetite for destruction" MC Ren.

[95dxcivic]

"the rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble"
-Warren G *regulate*

[95dxcivic]

Originally Posted by Rbraczyk

"Top dolla in my gold flea colla, dippin in my blue impala"

50,000 brownie points to whoever guesses.

lil rob?


"slippin and dippin, thats what we call it, something something we got hydraulics"

[Rbraczyk]

dpsayz gets the points.

[BP2K2Max]

My fav is Big L from the unreleased song Dangerous ft OC, if you haven't heard it, get on kazaa and DL it. RIP to the best lyricist ever.

i be that smooth cat you never see rolling with clowns
i'm one of the few from uptown that's holdin it down
hoe's are on me like i'm welfare
even rich one's that live in bel air,
is this Big L?, yeah, hell yeah
word up, i use a chrome gat to push domes back
watch how you talk when you call me
the feds got my phone tapped
this rap game i put my life in it
my chain's got mega ice in it
I Push an infinit, chrome rims, lightly tinted
and you can see pal, it's all about me now
20 G's a show bitch, 3 thou just to freestyle
i made this cheese, it didn't grow on trees
can you hold something? sure you can hold on these
yo i'm fat like an old crayon, smooth as rayon, L is who the ladies stay on, yeah baby play on
i chew chumps like chew sticks, i'm known for dropping new hits
i know you want me hoe if i was you i'd want me too bitch.

[-Josh-]

"Scarecrow creepin Southern b*tches, aka Posie Pu$$yfictious"

I just always thought this was a funny line. See if anyone can figure this one out.

[sivic02]

"OKAY!" - Lil John

[dpsayz]

no no no no NOOOOO ... Rule number fukking one .. no retarded ass artists like lil jon in here !!! im sry but he doesn't hold any talent as a rap artist !!! Yeah he makes good beats but they shouldn't ever give that wanna be a mic. Him and all his pussy possy crew .. Sry no offence "I just had to get that shit off my chest like breast reduction." - Diabolik

Yay i got the brownie points !!! where can i redem my prize ??

"Some beef is big, and some beef is small .. but what ya'll call beef ain't beef at all." - Black Starr

[dpsayz]

Originally Posted by Z28Josh

Ignorance- It's like masturbation, it may make you feel good but it does not produce.

Haha thats true. But procrastination is also like masterbation, it feels great at first ... but in the end your just fucking yourself.