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12-30-2004, 10:29 PM
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caught speeding :(
While I was driving down SH1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, and asked: "Runway too short?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot asshole?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Speeding ticket: $600.00 Court costs: $250 Look on copper's face: Priceless.
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12-30-2004, 10:31 PM
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Re: caught speeding :(
Mate, I hope thats actually what you did.
Coz that is awsome!!
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12-31-2004, 01:54 AM
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Re: caught speeding :(
Never heard that joke before. I thought it was funny and it pulled me in. I was wondering what someone does with a 6 ft asshole and then it hit me. I want you to know im a cop. Im undercover trying to arrest street racers, but dont tell anyone ok.
im just kidding.
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12-31-2004, 02:28 AM
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Re: caught speeding :(
we all have our time. but that sucks. So it's not just Japan that rapes you in the ass as far as fines?
50K zone 105K = 70000yen = 700 dollars
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12-31-2004, 02:35 AM
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Re: caught speeding :(
thats a damn big fine dude. It seems a lot worse in yen though.
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12-31-2004, 02:48 AM
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Re: caught speeding :(
yea. specially for fucking 60 someodd MPH
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12-31-2004, 03:19 AM
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Re: caught speeding :(
lol, thats awesome
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12-31-2004, 05:39 AM
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just a joke guys. Something posted on another forums I reposted here. Besides doing the speeds that I do, if I got caught the fines would start at about $1000 and go up from there.
No sence of humor for speeds reaching 180mph I guess lol
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12-31-2004, 06:32 AM
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Re: caught speeding :(
so you didn't get a ticket?
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12-31-2004, 11:50 AM
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Re: caught speeding :(
hahahaha...that's a nice one to a cop. LMAO
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