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Old 12-30-2004, 03:07 AM
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Question 12 year old starting sh!t with me? wtf? [Adult Warning]

so i'm up the skatepark, and this 12 year old small penis publess high pitched voice fuck stick mountin bike rider starts shit with me, threatening me, saying "do you have a pussy? do you finger it every night? do you finger your asshole" almost exactly like that, you know, starting shit with me.

He's a little bitch, and I'm just sitting there on my bike thinking "what the hell?" I kept telling him to piss off, fuck off, etc, but he kept pressing it, so I started yelling at him, I don't want to fight him, but he insists his brother will kick my ass, bullshit he can, and even if he does, i'll find out where this fucker lives, and i'll get my contacts onto him, he has NO idea who the hell he's dealing with here

his fuck stick pommy poofter asshole 12 year old fag friend was starting shit to, i just sat there, agreed with them about everything, took the shit, but the anger and hate was building up inside, after 10 minutes of taking their pop music insults, i just left.

We've had run in's before, he would just insult me, and abuse the shit out of me, wtf? i could kick his fucking ass, i'm 18, and literally, TRIPPLE the size he is, i'm not small, and i'm not fucking thin, i'm a big guy, and he's starting shit?

I was literally, 10 seconds from kicking his fucking ass before i took my own out.

Goddamn brats.

If he threatens me one more time, or starts shit, i AM getting the cops involved.


Am I doing the right thing? should I kick his ass, he won't go to the cops, I know that.
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Old 12-30-2004, 03:31 AM
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Re: 12 year old starting sh!t with me? wtf? [Adult Warning]

I dunno what to say?

Bring a Pokeman doll with you next time and burn it in front of him. Ask him if his mother still hangs out at the docks and if he likes to play baseball. Then say, "My God, its like looking into a mirror."
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I think kicking his ass would be illegal? Im not sure about where you live, but in the US if your an adult (18 or above), and lay a finger on anyone 17 or younger its a HUGE no no and automatically your fault. I really don't see how you can get the cops involved because of a dumb 12 year old that tries to pick on you. My advice, just to be on the safe side, is get someone you know really well thats 16 or younger to kick his ass If he doesn't start to leave you alone. Besides that it seems like the only thing to do is stay away form him.

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Old 12-30-2004, 05:54 AM
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You could make sure something on his bike becomes "faulty".

Or just kick his older brothers ass. That way the older brother will kick his ass for starting shit with you.
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Don't go to the cops, you will look like the little bitch then. If you have to get physical, then go ahead, just make sure you don't hurt him at all. Just do something to him to show you are much stronger than he is, like go to punch him square in the face but stop before you hit him, then make a comment like, nah I don't want to hurt a scrawny little fuck like you...

Trust me, you can do things to him that scare the fuck out of him without hurting him.

Sorry for all the swear words, but I am a little pissed off right now..
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Re: 12 year old starting sh!t with me? wtf? [Adult Warning]

I'd pick him up a few inches by the front of his shirt with one hand, hold him real close and whisper in his ear; ask him if he wants to live to be 13. Make sure your breath is smelly, in order to make an impression.

If that doesn't scare him enough then it's time for the beatings to commence.
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Re: 12 year old starting sh!t with me? wtf? [Adult Warning]

like jonno said you can't really hurt him physically that is visible, but you can still show your strength. Get him in a submission, or do a painful noogie. And if others say you were beating him up, just tell them you were playing around and if you wanted to do damage you could have punched him. Or, act like you don't care. The reason why they were picking on you is because you take offense to it and they are brats who get delight out of it. Just say they're immature brats and that you don't care they say b/c they r just lil twerps. Guarenteed if you show that you don't care, they will walk away b/c what's the point of insulting someone who doesn't care.
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You shouldn't lay a hand on a twelve year old - unless he's laying on on you. I can only suggest that you don't let him get under your skin. When he gives you grief, say "Thanks for your input cupcake." or the like. Shit like that grinds on twirps like him.













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I hate kids like that. The thing that always gets me about kids like this are they talk smack, but then say "Ill get my brother to kick your ass" One thing I noticed from grade school was the kids that talk a lot of shit usually get made fun of and picked on quite a bit. You should just annoy him, even though i konw its hard as hell to do, just go about riding and act like you dont hear him. That will tick him off even more.
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Re: 12 year old starting sh!t with me? wtf? [Adult Warning]

or you could hit him in the mouth with a golf club


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Re: 12 year old starting sh!t with me? wtf? [Adult Warning]

do you have a little brother? have him kick the kids ass.
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12 year old?!

just laugh in his face, and tell him to grow a pube
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Re: 12 year old starting sh!t with me? wtf? [Adult Warning]

Yeah really Davo, just look at him and laugh. He's only doing it because it bothers you. Just ignore him.
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Re: 12 year old starting sh!t with me? wtf? [Adult Warning]

heres what i would do, but im an asshole. Your big hes small, he rides a smaller bike, you ride a bigger bike, you weight alot he doesnt. Next time you see him riding around on the park, just run into him with your bike and knock his ass flying. He cant do anything witht he police cause it was an accident and the park cant do anything cause you sign a waver. If that doesnt work, repeat as necessary, im sure a few bruised and skinned knees and elbows will teach him.
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Im sure you have big friends. Get them to come with you and then have a little chat with the kid and his friend.
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