-
Search | Car Forums | Gallery | Articles | Helper | Air Dried Beef Dog Food | IgorSushko.com | Corporate
Grand Future Air Dried Beef Dog Food
Air Dried Dog Food | Real Beef

Carnivore Diet for Dogs
Go Back   Automotive Forums Car Chat > Coffee Break (Off-Topic) > COMPLETELY off-topic
Reload this Page Eight Words With Two Meanings
Register FAQ Community
COMPLETELY off-topic Talk about anything other than cars. But you can't be mad and angry in this forum!
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version | Subscription Subscribe to this Thread
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 12-28-2004, 03:22 AM
taranaki's Avatar
taranaki taranaki is offline
Banned
  
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 16,048
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Eight Words With Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 12-28-2004, 06:44 AM
-Davo's Avatar
-Davo -Davo is offline
Banned
  
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,748
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Re: Eight Words With Two Meanings
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahh aahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaa bwaahahahah holy shit, that's bloody halarious, damn man, i gone shat my self, shit.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 12-28-2004, 07:32 AM
blindside.AMG's Avatar
blindside.AMG blindside.AMG is offline
AF Enthusiast
  
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 2,910
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to blindside.AMG


Great stuff.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 12-28-2004, 10:44 AM
clawhammer's Avatar
clawhammer clawhammer is offline
AF Fanatic
  
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 4,945
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Re: Eight Words With Two Meanings
LOL...Very true, especially liked the communication and vulnerable one
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 12-28-2004, 11:36 AM
fredjacksonsan's Avatar
fredjacksonsan fredjacksonsan is offline
Caution: Monkeys bite!
  
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,144
Thanks: 15
Thanked 75 Times in 70 Posts
Send a message via AIM to fredjacksonsan
Re: Eight Words With Two Meanings
I didn't understand the first meaning of any of those.
__________________
Ours: 2020 Jeep Wrangler 2.0, 53k
2013 Toyota FJ Cruiser, 84k
Kids: 2005 Honda CRV, 228k
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 12-28-2004, 01:46 PM
YogsVR4's Avatar
YogsVR4 YogsVR4 is offline
Funding the welfare state
  
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 17,795
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Send a message via AIM to YogsVR4
I didn't even know there were alternate meanings...













__________________
Resistance Is Futile (If < 1ohm)
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 12-28-2004, 01:59 PM
Rbraczyk Rbraczyk is offline
AF Enthusiast
  
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 1,021
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to Rbraczyk
Re: Eight Words With Two Meanings
FOOTBALL
Female: A sport where big men beat each other up over a ball.
Male: Thought to be the greatest thing since beer.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 12-28-2004, 08:08 PM
-Davo's Avatar
-Davo -Davo is offline
Banned
  
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,748
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Re: Eight Words With Two Meanings
since beer? are you crazy?
Beer has always remained the greatest thing. No human object, or man made entertainment can surpass it's supremacy.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 12-28-2004, 08:11 PM
87lToronadol 87lToronadol is offline
AF Enthusiast
  
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 116
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to 87lToronadol
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 12-28-2004, 09:00 PM
WickedNYCowboy's Avatar
WickedNYCowboy WickedNYCowboy is offline
AF Enthusiast
  
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 1,477
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to WickedNYCowboy Send a message via Yahoo to WickedNYCowboy
Lol.
__________________
Evan
Support your local volunteer fire department
===============
My Rides:
2003 Ford F-350 Long Horn Hauler
Others:
1999 Toyota Camry LE V6-Dad
2004 Chevy Tahoe Z71-Sister
2004 Toyota Camry LE V6-Mom
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 12-28-2004, 10:12 PM
Pavlo's Avatar
Pavlo Pavlo is offline
AF Enthusiast
  
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 1,075
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Re: Eight Words With Two Meanings
Hahahahahahhahaha this is great.
__________________
VR6> Anything
FWD sucks for understeer? Swaybars do magic.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 12-28-2004, 10:52 PM
crayzayjay's Avatar
crayzayjay crayzayjay is offline
CFA
  
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 9,529
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Re: Eight Words With Two Meanings
i may be frunk tirght now, but that is tufking funny!!!
__________________
I have a 993

This is not 'Nam, this is AF. There are rules.
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 12-28-2004, 11:03 PM
Oz's Avatar
Oz Oz is offline
Aussie Mod
  
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 13,239
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Send a message via AIM to Oz
Re: Eight Words With Two Meanings
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaeRae1
Blessed are the cracked ones for they are the ones that let in the light.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 12-28-2004, 11:36 PM
FairyDust's Avatar
FairyDust FairyDust is offline
AF Regular
  
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 362
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Re: Re: Eight Words With Two Meanings
Quote:
Originally Posted by crayzayjay
i may be frunk tirght now, but that is tufking funny!!!

Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 12-28-2004, 11:59 PM
HogieGT-R's Avatar
HogieGT-R HogieGT-R is offline
FAHRVERGNUGEN!
  
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 2,794
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to HogieGT-R Send a message via MSN to HogieGT-R
you're telling me......and what's better than beer? beer slurpees
http://www.bradfitz.com/slurpees/story.bml?beerslurpees

or how about beer pong, or boilermakers?
__________________
Hogie....sounds better than Jonathan

My Addiction
Reply With Quote
 
Reply

POST REPLY TO THIS THREAD
Page 1 of 2 1 2
Go Back   Automotive Forums Car Chat > Coffee Break (Off-Topic) > COMPLETELY off-topic

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:13 AM.

Community Participation Guidelines | How to use your User Control Panel
Automotive Forums .com - Car Forums - Privacy Statement - Top

Powered by: vBulletin | Copyright Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
 
Real Beef Dog Food | Best Beef Dog Food | Air Dried Dog Food | American Bulldog Puppies For Sale
© 2000-2023 AutomotiveForums.| Privacy Statement
 
no new posts