Finish what you start...

[Jay!]

I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice my mom heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Jagermeister, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, half a bottle of cough syrup, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines, half a brick of cheese and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel.

[my3rdskyline]

laughing my fuckin ass off. good for you. I'm happy for you!

[KustmAce]

[Moppie]

[shdowprde]

i suprised u can still type but i only wish i could feel that good right now, but lifes hell get drunk and piss people off makes it better

[clawhammer]

That's very funny. LOL...

[Shortbus]

what no budweiser... slacker...

dissapointed.

[Jay!]

I'm just glad I was out of mouthwash!

[FairyDust]

dude that is so good! I thought it was gonna be some damn feel good thing or how to improve yourself thing at first.

[-Davo]

This morning I woke up and found my self touching my self.........

[87lToronadol]

yeah!

[ec437]

Originally Posted by -Davo

This morning I woke up and found my self touching my self.........

so did you finish what you started or what?

[sivic02]

that is quite possibly the most beautiful thing i have ever heard. im going to take your advice! ive got about 3 beers left of the case i started on a few hours ago and about 12 vicodin so wish me luck!

[jon@af]

Funniest. Thread. Ever.

[Jimster]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Only Jay could do something like this!