Coming home from school

[Matt_Turner21]

Alright, so me and a couple friends are going to a friend's house after school. It is me, John and Steve. This was in the fall so there are leaves everywhere. We have a lot of maple leaves in Canada. There is one on the Canada flag if you do not know what one looks like. Take a look sometime.
Anyways, there is a huge pile of bags of leaves. Steve and John get the idea that i need to be thrown into the leaves. An odd thought too me, but humourous to them.
So here we are, about 40' off the road. I am trying to get away from my friends because I don't want to be thrown into the leaves as there might be a hobo in there. Also, there is a slight chance my science teacher is in the leaves doing an experiment of some sort.
Well, this guy drives by in a Tahoe and honks his horn to warn us there is a police car coming. The police car itself didn't make me nervous, its the fact that there was a policeman inside the car that make me nervous. So we decide we should bugger off.
Somehow the policeman gets the idea that the guy in the Tahoe was honking to get us of the road. John could barely see the road from were we were because he wasn't wearing his contact lenses, so we weren't quite on the road.
So we are leaving and the policemsn parks sideways on the road, so no traffic can get through at all. He tells us to go over to the sidewalk, so I say "No thanks, we are in a hurry." The policeman wasn't amused.
So we end up on the sidewalk, with the cop car parked sideways on the street. The policeman tells us that "We were holding up traffic" and asked us for ID. Steve says, isn't your car doing worse? The policeman wasn't amused again.
So he asked me for ID, so i whip out my wallet. I really did whip it out to. Its too bad by hand slipped and I ended up throwing my wallet down the road. Once again, the policeman isn't amused.
So, I get my wallet out and pull out a $5 bill and say I am Wilfred Laurier, and this is my ID. (Don't forget this is Canada). Again, the policeman isn't amused. I am starting to think he doesn't have a sense of humour.
Apparantly, he doesn't think I have a sense of humour either, as he asks if I have ADHD, and if I need medication. I wasn't amused at this, but John and Steve were.
So he gives us a lecture and none of us take it seriously. At one point Steve asked "Is that your nightstick, or are you just happy to see me?". I now know for sure the policeman has no sense of humour at all. Meanwhile there is a huge traffic jam being caused by his car.
Eventually, he radios in our names and stuff. My name is Matt Turner, yet when he radios it in using the phonetic alphabet, he says something about whiskey. I am not sure where that came from, I guess he was making plans for the night with his partner.
This guy is getting mad at me, but he tells Steve and John to get in the back of the car and he is going to give them a ride home, even though I am going to the same place as John, He is making me walk. After he says "Get in the back of the car" to John, John says "Hell no, YOU get in the back of the car, I'm driving this beast." Apparantly this offends the policeman. For some reason he is proud of the car, even though it is missing some trim and has a non-arodinamic piece on top of it. I think this car is a ricer for sure, because the only mods done to it are extra flashing lights and decals on the side, along with some non performance oriented mods on the inside, including some bars seperating the front from the back. Kinky.


Anyways, I am going to go to bed now because the song I was downloading is done. I could likely add more to this story sometime.
Please note, this post was not meant to offend anyone. If you like it, laugh. If you don't like it, dont complain about it. I intended no disrespect to policemen in this post, it was meant as humour.

[96Civ]

What a waste of mental capacity.

































Oh well, I will go to sleep too...

[Jimster]

Cliff notes please?

[imtheoneandonlyD]

so how exactly did it end? did you have to walk? or what?

[Oz]

[rwood13]

Who cares, does anybody else car? I don't care

[Rbraczyk]

This, children, is why we don't smoke crack.

[freakray]

Wow, his first post.....and so pointless....that's something!

[crayzayjay]

Loved it

[hotgrlzracin]

i laughed. but i would have not said any of those things if that had been me as i think it was disrespectful.

[dirtydx]

good story but it needs a conclusion/moral or something.

[240NIZ]

Is there a pop quiz for this???

[-GS-]

ahah that was pretty funny

[Raz_Kaz]

It was funny.


Some of you really don't have a sense of humor

[M3FordBoy]

That was a great story now he just needs to end it.