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Ridiculous
I WAS RIDING IN MY 1991 LEGEND WITH NO MODS JUST THE STOCK 3.2L AND I NOTICE A 1991 CRX WITH THE B18 MOTOR AND ALL OF THE IMPORT STUFF( BODYKIT, EXHAUST, WHEELS) COMING UP BEHIND ME IN THE LEFT LANe until he got behind A V6 PONTIAC FIREBIRD DRIVEN BY ELDERLY FOLK SO THEN WE GET TO THE LIGHT AND PULLS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND STARTS REVVING AND ACTING LIKE HE HAD A 5 SPEED AND WHATNOT SO I LOOK AT MY FIANCE AND LAUGH BECAUSE I WAS NOT IN THE KILLER THE LT1 SO I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL ILL TRY HIM ANYWAY WELL THE LGHT TURNED GREEN AND MY LEGEND JUMPED AND BARKED TIRES IN SECOND GEAR AND SOON AFTER HE WAS ABOUT 4 CAR LENGHTS BEHIND WHEN I HIT 90 SO I PUT ON MY FLASHERS AND HE DOES THE LITTLE FLYBY HE MUST HAVE BEEN EMBARRASED TO SEE A HEAVY LEGEND BEAT HIM DOWN AND MY GIRL WAS JUST ECSTATIC SO NOW I KNOW THAT MY LGEND IS PRETTY QUICK AND ITS TRUE HONDA AND BMW DO MAKE THE BEST V6'S IN THE WORLD GREAT KILL WITHOUT THE THE BEASTLY LT1 AND I DID IT IN LUXURY
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Re: Ridiculous
Have you not discovered the caps lock yet? WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!?!?!?!?!
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Re: Ridiculous
1) DO NOT POST IN ALL CAPS!
2) Learn to use periods! 3) Break it up into paragraphs! I didn't even bother reading it. It's that unreadable.
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Re: Ridiculous
Yeah This is pretty bad!!!!!!
Turn caps off jesus!
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Re: Re: Ridiculous
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What an assclown.
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Re: Ridiculous
bmw = Inline 6
and like landoAWD said... how could you see that it was a b18. if it was..you would have lost by the 4 car lengths that you claim you won by
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Re: Ridiculous
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Re: Ridiculous
I WAS LIEK DRVIGIN DOWNN DA HGHWAY AND I leik SAW VIN DESEL In his crx AND I WAS LIKE WATS THAT GOT IN IT HE WAS LKE ITS GOT A B18 JET ENGNE IN IT B!TCH!! AND I WAS LIKE nos it dont! WEL WE WUR GUNNA RACE BUT THEN THIS OLD LADY IN A TRANZ AM PULLED UP AND WA LKE SAYIN 'I GONA KILL YOU LITLE B!tHCE$!' DEN SHE PULLED OUT HERE BAZUKA AND STARTN SHOOTING AT US!! WE WERE LIKE OHS NOS! but then fortunately for us my good chap pulled up and gave her a rather good thrashing, HES A BIG RED AND BLUE SEMI, HIIS NAME IS OPTMUS PRIME!! SO TEN WE ALL WENT TO ALS T O PICK UP SOME HOS! I SAW FONZY AND SAID HEY GET ME SOME WHOES! then he PULED OUT TWO HOT AZIAN CHICKS! TEHN optimus said WHERES MINE! SO FONZY PULLED OUT A TOASTER AND HE WUZ LIKE AWW YAH DAT ONE FINE HOE!!
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Re: Ridiculous
![]() You know what is rediculous. That people like him are able to reproduce, having little kids running around talking in All Caps... For Example... Who the hell wants that? I'd smack the little fucker.
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redneck as normal leaves me in tears laughing |
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Re: Ridiculous
LMAO!
that was too good Red. Robin, that was classic. late...
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Re: Re: Ridiculous
-dies o man that is SUM FUNNIE STUFF! HAHA.
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Re: Ridiculous
i wouldnt go as far as to say that your FWD v6 is fast because it beat a CRX with b18...
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The UFO appears to be shaped more like one of those old timey bowler hats that would be worn by some dude with a handlebar mustache.
I can only assume then, that Mr. Nice Guy is from space and that UFO is his hat.
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Re: Ridiculous
You Sir are correct... Mr. Nice Guy is actually... Bob Dole!
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