Playboy? any suggestions?

[klone420]

I keep finding my 5 year old brother looking at my playboys. When I catch him he just covers his face and lays on the ground. what should I tell him when I catch him again? I don't know what to say because I use to do the same thing at his age but I never was embarrassed about it. Don't want to tell mama dukes' cuz it'll get us both in trouble. I don't think I can hide them all, there in many rooms.

I have to say he picks the good ones last one was brooke burke. So i wasn't sure to tell him its wrong and hes too young or complement him on his taste?

[BleedDodge]

Get a girlfriend and be done with it.

[klone420]

got a few, the ? is about my lil brother

[imtheoneandonlyD]

if you have girlfriends what do you need the playboys for? obviously someone isnt doing their job

[klone420]

playboys have more Interesting things to say...? Yes, i do read as well as lookin at pics.

[Jay!]

Get a lockbox.

[klone420]

I've got to many. my mom gave my huge box and my pops gave my another. and then i have the ones i bought. also, i don't know where they all are everyone reads them so they are all over the house(not out on tables)

[Limited5.9Cherokee]

it sounds lke your house is unfit for a 5 year old. do you leave drain-o under your un child proof kitchen sink or are you like the guy in the picture and leave the 2 inches of water in the bottom of a 5 gallon bucket for the kid to crawl in

[BP2K2Max]

what's the problem? pat him on the back and give him a beer.

[dugie6551]

Here's something ... How about putting them all in one room "The Playboy Room" and have a door that locks.
Seems pretty simple ... but maybe those 5 yr olds are good locksmiths.

[HighOctaneNOSUser]

Yeah, just tell your bro he is too young, and he is going to grow up to be a fine play-boy-ologist, but not yet. Then show him a car. It'll take his mind off it for a while. Again, collect all the ones you can, and keep them in one locked place.

[klone420]

Originally Posted by Limited5.9Cherokee

it sounds lke your house is unfit for a 5 year old. do you leave drain-o under your un child proof kitchen sink or are you like the guy in the picture and leave the 2 inches of water in the bottom of a 5 gallon bucket for the kid to crawl in

got two more lil bros, i can spare one. survival of the fittest. lol
obviously if he's lookin at playboys he's not dumb enough to drink drain-o or drown. hes a smart kid. as of unfit house-no,maybe dysfunctional?
but the majority are anyway.

[TexasF355F1]

Here's an idea; put your Playboys in a place where he can't get to them. You say you can't hide them all. I guarantee you can, its not that difficult.

[klone420]

Originally Posted by BP2K2Max

what's the problem? pat him on the back and give him a beer.

he doesnt hold his liquor as well as i did. I tried goin shot for shot with him but after three he puked...lol last thing i need is my lil bro stealin my beer.

[klone420]

[quote=dugie6551]Here's something ... How about putting them all in one room "The Playboy Room" and have a door that locks.
Seems pretty simple ... but maybe those 5 yr olds are good locksmiths.[/QUOTE

the only room i can put them in is my room but when its locked all you have to do is push on it to open it. he is a good locksmith-locks on doors are the ones with the little hole in the middle. I've seen him use a small screw driver,paperclips,and bobby pins. never underestimate a five year old that has three older male influences.