Vokda & Redbull christmas cake

[Toksin]

Yep, it's that time of year, and now is time to start baking that christmas cake.

So, here to help you, is a recipe for

VODKA AND REDBULL CHRISTMAS CAKE


Ingredients:

1 cup water
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
4 large eggs
1 cup white sugar
1 cup brown sugar
2 cups dried fruit
lemon juice
nuts
1 can of Red Bull
1 bottle of vodka

Method:

1. Sample the vodka to check the quality (VERY IMPORTANT).

2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.

3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of vodka and mix with a little red bull and drink.

4. Repeat.

5. Turn on the electric mixer and beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl

6. Add on teaspoon of sugar. Beat again

7. At this point it is best to make sure the vodka is ok

8. Flavour with red bull to taste

9. Try another cup - just in case turn the mixerer off

10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl, and chuck in a cup of dried fruit

11. Pick fruit off the floor

12. Mix on the turner

13. If the fried druit gets stuck on teh beaterers pry loose with a drewscriver

14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticicity, flavour with a little red bull

15. Next, ssiffft two cups of salt. or something. who giveshz a shitt

16. Throw a pinch of red bull over your shoulder

17. Pick up the can, mop the floor

18. Check the vodka (shee steps 3 and 4)

19. Now shift the lemon and stain your nuts

20. Add one table

21. Add a shpoon of shugar or somethngin. whatever you can find

22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over

23. Don't forget to beat off teh turner

24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window and finish the vodka

25. Fall into bed


Cherry mistmas!!

[EclipseRST]

Only you Dave would post something like this!

Buy anyways, who's up for making CAKE

[-Davo]

wait a minute, is this some cheap excuse to get drunk? *smirks*

[thrasher]

Only because I am drunk right now is that one of the funnist things I've read. Perfectly describes my urrrent functioning level.

[Jay!]

mmm... toskin tellin' us 'bout the vokda!

[SeXy_AnGeL]

yummy...i might have to try that

[-Josh-]

hmmmm... A way to get my parents drunk without them knowing it... BRILLIANT!!

[Thourun]

Does it have to be a christmass cake? This sounds like something that would be good year round. I think I would have to refine the method a bit though .

[Andydg]

Can you make this in pie form???

[crayzayjay]

mmm.. vodka and redbull pie..

[WickedNYCowboy]

Hmmm. I should make it and try it on my friends. But first I will need to test it out on myself a few times.

[HogieGT-R]

see man i always knew that you could cook

[ac427cpe]

i knew the recipe was similar to making rum cake... but i like how the rum cake turns out more than what you posted. usually the half finished project is somehow saved by whichever female lives in the house and finds you passed out on the floor in the kitchen.... from the exhaustion of trying to bake something.

[Jimster]

Originally Posted by Andydg

Can you make this in pie form???

I'm off to the Liquor store to find out.....

[WickedNYCowboy]

Uh don't try to make it. It set my oven on fire. It is a good thing I have firemen training or I wouldn't be alive due to the parent's killing me for burning down the house.