Funny song titles....

[MagicRat]

Some of you may have heard of the song titled:
"Oh Jesus, Will You Kick Me Through the Goal Post of Life"

This was a (mostly) serious country tune I heard a while back.
So, according to The Columbus Dispatch, in Ohio, here are some more funny ones:
-How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
-If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
-My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend,
(I Sure Miss Him)
-I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
-Thank God and Greyhound (She's Gone)
-The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)
-I Got You On My Conscience, But At Least You're Off My Back.

[pind]

That first one is Bobby Bare , Drop kick me Jesus.

Some others are

My wife left me for my girlfriend ( bellamy brothers )
Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving fast acting pleasant tasting green and purple pills ( Ray Stevens )
Why don't we get drunk and screw ( Jimmy Buffett)
the weather is here, wish you were beautiful (Buffett)
12 year old whiskey and 20 year old women ( apache Moon)
Queen of my double wide trailer ( Sammy Kershaw)
my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus (buffett)
John Deere Greene
Hummers In Heaven
Squaws along the Yukon ( hank thompson, old country)

and way too many others to mention

[MagicRat]

Originally Posted by pind

That first one is Bobby Bare , Drop kick me Jesus.

Right. Thanks for the correction.

[Rbraczyk]

Anything from MSI has a strange name...

e.g. Masturbates, m, J, I hate Jimmy Page, Backmaskwarning!

[Ghost74se]

John Deere Green is an awesome song!

[-Josh-]

Lot of lucky boys songs

Masala- I still dont know what the hell it is?
What gets me high
Power of the gange
40/80
Dumb Pop Song

[taranaki]

Gotta love country for giving us these beauties....



- If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
- Do You Love As Good As You Look?
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
- Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
- I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
- I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
- I Wanna Whip Your Cow
- I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
- I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight,(even if she had a chance to win)
- I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
- I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
- I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
- I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
- If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
- If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
- If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone who will
- If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

- Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
- May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
- My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
- My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
- Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

- She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft;
- She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
- She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
- She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
- Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
- They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
- Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
- When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

- You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
- You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
- You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
- You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

[geofroley]

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