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Old 12-03-2004, 04:15 PM
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at
5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the
bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
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Old 12-03-2004, 04:19 PM
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The doofus should have gotten an ALARM CLOCK!















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The doofus should have gotten an ALARM CLOCK!

yes but, he is a man. you guys depend on us for everything.
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:44 PM
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No, just sex. Then we don't want you around.
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Old 12-03-2004, 08:59 PM
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^yep^
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Old 12-03-2004, 09:33 PM
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^Amen

Good joke too
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Old 12-03-2004, 09:46 PM
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lame!!!!!!!
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lame!!!!!!!
You or the joke?!










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Old 12-04-2004, 08:12 AM
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yes but, he is a man. you guys depend on us for everything.
That's one hell of a generalisation.
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Awesome joke

And MBTN hit the nail on the head, 'cept he forgot cooking & cleaning. kthxbye!
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yes but, he is a man. you guys depend on us for everything.
lol Sad, but true (at least in my case)
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Great joke
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mbtn towards women OWNAGE!!!
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