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12-01-2004, 02:09 AM
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Lawyers: 2 for 1
Whatcha got when ya got 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea???
A damn fine start ************************************************ Whatcha got when ya got a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand??? Not enuff sand! 
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12-01-2004, 02:57 AM
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Re: Lawyers: 2 for 1
Sue!
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12-01-2004, 04:43 AM
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Re: Re: Lawyers: 2 for 1
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They say if ya want the best drugs find a cop... Sooooooooo...for the best lawyer jokes... 
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12-01-2004, 07:43 AM
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Re: Lawyers: 2 for 1
Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
Professional courtesy
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"I'm a simple man really, all I need is enough sleep for two men, enough drink for three, and enough women for four." -Walter Slovotsky Black 1993 Porsche 968 Coupe (official compensation vehicle.) 1999 Ford Ranger (Fishing and Track Support Vehicle) 1999 Toyota Corolla (Official low maintenance, high gas mileage commuter car)
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12-01-2004, 11:30 AM
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Dave - lawyers in the US are propegating like a fungus. Perhaps its different on your side of the world, but the ratio of lawyers to people here is astronomical and a good portion of those are bottom feeders.
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12-01-2004, 12:17 PM
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12-01-2004, 06:10 PM
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Re: Lawyers: 2 for 1
God and Satan are having an argument over who will paint the pearly gates this 1000 years.
Satan: Its your turn to do it! God: No, it's your turn to do it, and I'm ready to hire a lawyer to prove it! Satan: A lawyer! Where are you gonna get a lawyer! 
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12-01-2004, 06:19 PM
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Re: Lawyers: 2 for 1
What's the difference between a prostitue and a lawyer?
A prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead. ========================================== How do you save a lawyer from drowning? You don't. ========================================== How do you get a lawyer off a bicycle? Shoot him.
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12-01-2004, 06:27 PM
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Re: Lawyers: 2 for 1
Loving these
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12-01-2004, 09:17 PM
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Re: Re: Lawyers: 2 for 1
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