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12-01-2004, 01:57 AM
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Ever get tired of blonde jokes...NAH
...So this blonde is wandering around Wal-Mart when she spots a shiny object on the shelf. Mesmorized, she asks the sales clerk what the object is. He replies, "That's a Thermos, ma'am". She asks him what it is for. He tells her it keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold. Thinking that is pretty cool, she buys it and takes it home.
Next day at work, she has her shiny new thermos on her desk. Her boss, also blonde, asks her about it. She tells the bos that it's a Thermos, and that it keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold. So the boss thinks that's pretty neat, and asks what she has in her Thermos... "Two cups of coffee and a Popsicle!" 
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12-01-2004, 02:28 AM
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12-01-2004, 04:18 AM
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Re: Re: Ever get tired of blonde jokes...NAH
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I think the naysayers must all be disgruntled blondes... Let's try a test...If this DOESN'T go completely over yer head, you're probably not a blonde... Why was the blonde chick's navel all wet & sticky??? Cuz blonde guys aren't too bright either 
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12-01-2004, 09:33 AM
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Re: Re: Ever get tired of blonde jokes...NAH
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12-01-2004, 01:45 PM
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Re: Re: Ever get tired of blonde jokes...NAH
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me too 
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12-01-2004, 02:21 PM
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Re: Ever get tired of blonde jokes...NAH
it needs work...
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12-01-2004, 11:24 PM
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Re: Ever get tired of blonde jokes...NAH
Cute...that's it, not to funny...just cute
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