Teaching a Bunch of Hooligans...

tonioseven · #1 11-29-2004, 01:19 PM

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?"
"I just saw one of your garters!"

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"

"I just saw both of your garters!"

Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

"Where do you think you're going?" she asks.

"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"

-Josh- · #2 11-29-2004, 02:37 PM

that was good..lol

speediva · #3 11-29-2004, 07:00 PM

Thank GOODNESS I won't be teaching 6th grade... Just 7-12!!!

jon@af · #4 11-29-2004, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by saturntangerine

Thank GOODNESS I won't be teaching 6th grade... Just 7-12!!!

God be with you Carey, for you are an angel to deal with that

speediva · #5 11-29-2004, 08:48 PM

Swigz: I want to teach 7-8 as a job, but I will be in the High School for student teaching in January.

thegladhatter · #6 11-29-2004, 10:09 PM

I am a teacher...one year I was working in a middle school. A nice looking gal was working in a classroom that I was in and she bent over to help a slower learner. Another kid who was in the room noticed her rather pleasant rear end blurted out at the top of his lungs, "GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!" I had to leave the room. I was laughing so hard.

v10_viper · #7 11-30-2004, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by thegladhatter

I am a teacher...one year I was working in a middle school. A nice looking gal was working in a classroom that I was in and she bent over to help a slower learner. Another kid who was in the room noticed her rather pleasant rear end blurted out at the top of his lungs, "GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!" I had to leave the room. I was laughing so hard.

That's funnier than the joke

blindside.AMG · #8 11-30-2004, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by thegladhatter

I am a teacher...one year I was working in a middle school. A nice looking gal was working in a classroom that I was in and she bent over to help a slower learner. Another kid who was in the room noticed her rather pleasant rear end blurted out at the top of his lungs, "GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!" I had to leave the room. I was laughing so hard.

Great story!!!

Rbraczyk · #9 11-30-2004, 08:09 AM

Your a teacher glad? Poor children...

Jimster · #10 11-30-2004, 08:10 AM

I don't know whether to laugh at the joke or gladhatters anecdote.

Oh well, I'll laugh at them both.

imtheoneandonlyD · #11 11-30-2004, 03:12 PM

lol, good joke and better story afterwards

thegladhatter · #12 11-30-2004, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rbraczyk

Your a teacher glad? Poor children...

Teacher, coach, administrator...I've done it all. (and the children have always experienced benefit)

One time at the school in Kentucky where the previous anecdote came from, we had a situation where a kid was selling drugs (by intimidating the little guys) in the restroom. We were having trouble identifying the culprit. The kid who was quoted above was in the room and I said, "Hey Jimmy, I hear you've been selling drugs in the restroom." He was horrified and said, "NO! Mr. H, NOT ME!! It was HIM!!!" and he pointed right at the guy who had been doing it. Case closed!

blindside.AMG · #13 11-30-2004, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by thegladhatter

Teacher, coach, administrator...I've done it all. (and the children have always experienced benefit)

One time at the school in Kentucky where the previous anecdote came from, we had a situation where a kid was selling drugs (by intimidating the little guys) in the restroom. We were having trouble identifying the culprit. The kid who was quoted above was in the room and I said, "Hey Jimmy, I hear you've been selling drugs in the restroom." He was horrified and said, "NO! Mr. H, NOT ME!! It was HIM!!!" and he pointed right at the guy who had been doing it. Case closed!

Dude, you need to start your own thread with all these stories. They're fucking great!!

ghostguy6 · #14 11-30-2004, 05:46 PM

Glad, you dont live in Edmonton by any chance do you? I had a teacher that looks alot like the guy in your avatar and he used to teach in kentucky but he had no sence of humor what so ever.

thegladhatter · #15 11-30-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ghostguy6

Glad, you dont live in Edmonton by any chance do you? I had a teacher that looks alot like the guy in your avatar and he used to teach in kentucky but he had no sence of humor what so ever.

The guy in the avatar is Nick Nolte the actor. It is the mug shot from when he got busted for DUI. It was an atempt to mimick matada's avatar of James Brown.

I lived in Kentucky years ago. I went to school there and taught there a few years after college. I have taught in Okinawa, Indiana, Charlotte, NC and now live in mainland Japan. Never been to Edmonton. ....love Canada though....spent a lot of time in Ontario...honeymooned in Toronto.

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