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11-29-2004, 08:51 AM
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Damned if I know
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy. "Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?'' ''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself." 
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11-29-2004, 09:06 AM
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Re: Damned if I know
HAH!!
There we go, oldie but goodie.
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11-29-2004, 09:43 AM
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Re: Damned if I know
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11-29-2004, 09:53 AM
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Re: Damned if I know
hahaha
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11-29-2004, 01:17 PM
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That's awesome...
 My cousin had a scare like that recently... 
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11-29-2004, 03:00 PM
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Re: Damned if I know
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 AF User Guidelines <----Click and read if you don't know these. "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." A Blog By Swigz Cotidie damnatur qui semper timet; Aquila non captat muscas.
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11-29-2004, 03:03 PM
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Re: Damned if I know
i hope neither of you shoot yourself!!
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11-29-2004, 03:48 PM
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Re: Damned if I know
lmfao Tonio
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good stuff 
