Jokes: 3 for 1...

[tonioseven]

The Wrong Way

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"





Love Is Blindness

A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in.
"Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!"

"Dad," the boy said, "I'm over here."






It's What's for Dinner

A woman goes to the local butcher to buy some meat for dinner. The butcher tells her that he is out of everything except, “dam ham.”
The woman buys the ham and goes home to cook it for her family. Her husband comes home from work and asks what she's cooking. “It's dam ham,” she tells him.

The woman, her husband and their son are at the table eating later that evening when the husband says, “Pass me the dam ham.”

The child then says, “While you're at it, pass me the fuckin' potatoes.”

[pre98zetec]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

The Wrong Way

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"

Originally Posted by tonioseven

Love Is Blindness

A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in.
"Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!"

"Dad," the boy said, "I'm over here."

Originally Posted by tonioseven

It's What's for Dinner

A woman goes to the local butcher to buy some meat for dinner. The butcher tells her that he is out of everything except, “dam ham.”
The woman buys the ham and goes home to cook it for her family. Her husband comes home from work and asks what she's cooking. “It's dam ham,” she tells him.

The woman, her husband and their son are at the table eating later that evening when the husband says, “Pass me the dam ham.”

The child then says, “While you're at it, pass me the fuckin' potatoes.”

[kornflakes28546]

i like the wrong way one, sounds like my grandma

[YogsVR4]

That first one made my afternoon Tonio

[crayzayjay]

Excellent