Best friend throws up all over the bathroom floor.

[96Civ]

Now I have to deal with it...

We origionally planned to go to a concert today and a car show, but now I am not in the mood. I can't even go into my bathroom, it looks like a war zone and all I got from it was a drunken "sorry".

He bought tickets to the godsmack and metallica concert a really long time ago without telling me and then expects me to buy one and go with him. But the moment he started thinking about himself, I really start to wonder if he really is a friend at all.

He wakes me up early this morning and tells me, "we have to go now" (to his house) so 'he' can cleanup for an hour, not me. I told him I would meet him there, but he said he couldn't "trust me". It's talk like that which makes me WANT to ditch.

Thoughts, laughs, suggestions of how to clean up a vomit mess?

Thanks...

[MBTN]

Tell him to clean it up. At a party at my friends house one of our friends PEED in the little garbage can NEXT to the toilet. The bag even had a hole in it! Scary thing is SHE is the oldest at 26!

[96Civ]

He called and told me to bring money, because he didn't have enough... Yeah, I am going to make it perfectly clear, if he doesn't clean it up, he can never ever drink in my house again.

[-Josh-]

You know what i did to my friend when he did something so stupid it pissed me off, i kicked him as hard as i could in the balls. And there was nothing he could do about it because he knew he fucked up.

Swigz if your reading this, i'm referring to Dusty.

[jon@af]

Originally Posted by Z28Josh

You know what i did to my friend when he did something so stupid it pissed me off, i kicked him as hard as i could in the balls. And there was nothing he could do about it because he knew he fucked up.

Swigz if your reading this, i'm referring to Dusty.

Bastard. I want a shot at his nuts with my foot.

[Gotti]

lol this albanian guy threw up in my CAR, he was a friend of a friend. I told him to clean it up so he went in this pizza place grabbed tissues and somewhat tried but i dont even think he could see what he was doin. So i told him to give me all the money he has cause i need to get this shit cleaned up. Big surprise the kid didnt have any money... so i ended up taking his silver chain and Citizen gold watch. haha i ended getting a couple hundred worth of shit off of him

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

Originally Posted by MBTN

Tell him to clean it up. At a party at my friends house one of our friends PEED in the little garbage can NEXT to the toilet. The bag even had a hole in it! Scary thing is SHE is the oldest at 26!

LMAO!

Reminds when my dad came to NY for my sisters HS graduation. He was staying with some friends of the family. Well good old dad went out drinking that night. Dad got toasted. Sometime in the middle of the night my drunken father thought he was at his house because when he got up to take a piss he ended up pissing in the kitchen garbage can. Apparently if he was at his house the kitchen would have been his bathroom and the garbage can would have been his toilet. Way to go dad!

[MBTN]

That's actually nothing. When I was dorming a few years back it was 4 of us in one suite, 2 bedrooms and a common area (plus kitchen and bathroom of course). My suitemate used to get piss drunk and never know when to quit because he just NEVER threw up. I remember it was the first Friday back in school. We all got hammered. I was toasted and ended up vomitting in my bed and almost sleeping in it (thank god my room mate was just coming in the room and saved me). My suitemate got up in the middle of the night to pee, except he didn't make it to the bathroom. Instead he made it to his roommates bed, while he was sleeping in it! The result was quite interesting. Another time the same suitemate got up to pee and almost did it again. this time my roommate stopped him and told him to go to the bathroom. He sort of made it there, but not inside the bathroom. Instead he ended up peeing on the external wall of the bathroom and all over the floor. Of course, he never remembered any of it!

[91300zxtt]

haha your story reminds me of last years trip down to U of I to visit my cousin. some guy got so messed up he flipped up the cushion on the couch, where i was going to sleep, and pissed, then put the cushion back down and walked out. it was damn funny except for the fact that i had to sleep on the floor and it smelled horrible in there

[-Josh-]

Definately sounds like a night at the U of I, were you at an apartment or fraternity? The best parties are right off of first street, university commons, or across town at fox ridge. You should come back down and party with us central illinoisans again.

[imtheoneandonlyD]

lololol good laughs reading these.

couple weeks ago me and some buddies were drinking and we went to taco bell in my truck....on the way back my friend mark was being stupid so a punched him really good right in the gut and he puked in my truck WITH THE WINDOW DOWN, and i was like wtf, out the window moron and jacked him in the gut again. That time he got it out the window....well some flew back into someones face int he back seat lmao

[Insanity_97]

A few years ago I drove an 85 fullsize chevy pick up, it had a 'beer window' in the back windshield.

I was driving home from a few hours at a bar, my bf at the time was in the passenger seat. We were on the highway going about 70 mph. He had to pee. BAD. I wasn't going to stop and so he stood up and peed out his window which in turn came into the beer window and soaked me straight in the face and arms.

I didn't think we were going to make it home that night. I was hollerin' like crazy, couldn't see and it stunk!

[fredjacksonsan]

Insanity, guess you shoulda pulled over!!


Make the guy come over and clean up his own vomit next time.

[kittedb18bt]

one of the most entertaining threads i have come across in quite some time. keep em coming.

oh yeah, i have thrown up blood before. not cool.

[fredjacksonsan]

Nope, hurling blood = very bad.