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Old 11-25-2004, 09:08 PM
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Decent Joke.
Two homeless men pondered on how make five dollars support a full night of drinking. The first man took the money and bought a large sausage. "Trust me" he said, and stuffed the sausage down his friends pants. They sat in a local bar and drank for about two hours. Soon after, the bartender walked over and told them they would have to settle their tabs before ordering the next drink. The homeless man unzipped his friends pants and started sucking on the sausage. The bartender became enraged and screamed "get the hell outta my bar you fags". The two men were tossed out without paying for their drinks. They did this in two more bars and decided theyed had enough. As they stumbled away, the first man asked the second for the sausage he'd given him earlier. The second man replied, "What sausage?"
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Old 11-25-2004, 09:18 PM
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Re: Decent Joke.
funny and sick at the same time.
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Old 11-25-2004, 10:27 PM
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i thought it was pretty dumb, actually.
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Re: Decent Joke.
Grouty...
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Re: Decent Joke.
thats pretty sick chubbs
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Re: Decent Joke.
what happened to the sausage?
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Old 11-26-2004, 09:48 AM
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but the sausage is insignificant to the joke
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Re: Decent Joke.
Eeeeeewwwww!
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Re: Decent Joke.
AhHHHH! disturbing! but funny But still ITS SICK!
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Re: Decent Joke.
Ok then......It was kinda funny though.
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Re: Decent Joke.
That was told wrong. They visit like 6 bars, get wasted, and when the second asks for the sausage back the first guy says "oh I lost that thing like 3 bars ago"
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Re: Decent Joke.
What a waste of a good sausage......
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