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11-25-2004, 11:25 AM
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Good News, Bad News
One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped there was good and bad news....
Good news: He had a parachute. Bad News: It didnt work. Good News: There was a haystack down below. Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack. Good News: He missed the pitchfork. Bad News: He missed the haystack.  Blonde Meets Cheerios What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios? "Neato...Doughnut seeds!" 
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11-25-2004, 12:40 PM
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Re: Good News, Bad News
rofl wtf
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11-26-2004, 06:03 PM
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good News: The first one was funny
Bad news: The second one sucked
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11-26-2004, 07:09 PM
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Re: Good News, Bad News
I loved the second one, it was cute
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11-26-2004, 08:01 PM
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Re: Good News, Bad News
What Is With The Blonde Jokes!!!!!
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11-26-2004, 09:31 PM
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Re: Good News, Bad News
I'm sorry; no more blonde jokes from me
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11-28-2004, 08:34 PM
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Loved both of em
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11-28-2004, 10:17 PM
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Tonio, I think your jokes are the only reason I come into OT anymore... I'm with Yogs (NEVER thought I'd say that)... MORE JOKES! The blonder the better!
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11-29-2004, 02:30 PM
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Re: Good News, Bad News
that second one actually killed me. was it good or was it that i have consumed about half a gram of caffeine today?
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...I agree with Jimster though - the second one did suck.
