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11-25-2004, 11:23 AM
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Checkout Conniption
A man noticed a woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old girl in her cart. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her no. The little girl immediately began to have a conniption, and the mother said quietly, "Now Missy, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be upset. It won't be long."
In the candy aisle, the little girl began to shout for treats. When mom said she couldn't have any, she began to kick her mother and scream. The mother said softly, "There, there, Missy, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out." When they got to the checkout stand, the little brat immediately began to reach for the gum and freaked out when her mom said she couldn't have any. The mother patiently said, "Missy, we'll be through this checkout stand in five minutes and then you can go home and have a bottle and a nice snooze." The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Missy," he said. The mother sighed and replied, "Oh, no, my little girl's name is Francine - I'm Missy."  
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11-25-2004, 03:16 PM
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 tonioseven you are on a permanent joke ban  
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11-25-2004, 03:22 PM
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Re: Checkout Conniption
sorry Tonio, but...
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11-25-2004, 03:33 PM
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11-25-2004, 03:55 PM
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Re: Checkout Conniption
Sorry guys; she's talking to herself so she can make it home to drink and forget about the horrible shopping trip with her bad daughter.
 I admit this one is bad even for me.
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11-25-2004, 05:42 PM
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Re: Re: Checkout Conniption
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11-25-2004, 06:50 PM
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Re: Checkout Conniption
Bad, bad joke...
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11-25-2004, 09:23 PM
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Re: Checkout Conniption
ah noooo
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11-25-2004, 09:45 PM
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Re: Checkout Conniption
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11-26-2004, 01:21 AM
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Re: Checkout Conniption
I will divert some of the attention from the bad joke with an even worse one.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
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