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Old 02-26-2002, 03:42 PM
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Talking she got good ears?????

Dave rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

Dave Chandra smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing under the robe. Poor Dave breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says,

"Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming..."
He proceeds with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door,
she leans against it allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Being completely nude, she purrs at him,

"What would you say is my best feature?"
The flustered, embarrassed Dave stammers, clears his throat
several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"
She's astounded! "Why my ears? Look at these breasts! They are
full, don't sag, and they're 100% natural! My buns -- they are firm and do not sag, and have no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars!
Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?"


Clearing his throat once again, Dave stammers- "Outside when
you said you heard someone coming? That was me."

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Old 02-26-2002, 03:44 PM
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Old 02-26-2002, 03:57 PM
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Old 02-26-2002, 04:01 PM
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nice.....but no pictures
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but like Mr.T said,where's the pic
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that was goooooood
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