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11-17-2004, 06:58 PM
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The Man Code
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*~*KaTe *~* We know exactly where the one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we don't have a clue as to where the thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. 
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11-17-2004, 07:03 PM
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17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.
That brought tears from laughing so hard. 
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11-17-2004, 07:14 PM
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Re: The Man Code
24. Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed.
 Classic.
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 AF User Guidelines <----Click and read if you don't know these. "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." A Blog By Swigz Cotidie damnatur qui semper timet; Aquila non captat muscas.
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11-17-2004, 08:08 PM
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Re: The Man Code
Best rules ever!!
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11-17-2004, 08:40 PM
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Re: The Man Code
13. Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"
Rock on...
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11-17-2004, 09:05 PM
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Good find though! I agree with every one of those!
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11-17-2004, 09:10 PM
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76. What happens in Montreal, stays in Montreal. Period. No questions asked.
that rule applies to me and my buddies 3 times. haha! ah, good trips those were...
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-Brian 2013 Subaru BRZ Sport-Tech 6MT. Not stock.
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11-17-2004, 09:12 PM
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Lol
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
VERY VERY TRUE, I Married my best friends sister, my friend and I can't do things we use to do no more: 1. Can't talk about any thing that has to do about sex. 2. No more stripper parties 3. and other stuff I just can't think of right now
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11-17-2004, 09:13 PM
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Re: Lol
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"so last night me and your sister tried this new position...."
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-Brian 2013 Subaru BRZ Sport-Tech 6MT. Not stock.
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11-17-2004, 09:24 PM
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11-17-2004, 10:28 PM
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Re: The Man Code
Hey, some people actually live by those rules
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11-18-2004, 08:56 AM
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77. It is acceptable to share a bed with another guy if and only if, it is a king-size bed and there are 2 blankets on the bed. The minute you touch in the slightest way, you are officially deemed a Homo.
This is complete bull s!@#. You will never lay in the same bed as another man with the intention of sleeping. Period! fISH...
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