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11-17-2004, 10:43 AM
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A Blond joke
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today,
and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25!" 
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11-17-2004, 10:51 AM
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Re: A Blond joke
I think I Dated that girl.
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11-17-2004, 11:04 AM
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Re: A Blond joke
Perhaps a repost...? if not...I've definately heard it before.
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11-17-2004, 07:14 PM
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Re: A Blond joke
hahaha
stupid blonds
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11-17-2004, 07:17 PM
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Re: A Blond joke
hella lame
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11-17-2004, 08:07 PM
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Re: Re: A Blond joke
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*Runs and hides under the bed 
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11-17-2004, 08:09 PM
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Re: Re: Re: A Blond joke
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and its not because I'm blonde!
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11-17-2004, 08:14 PM
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*~*KaTe *~* We know exactly where the one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we don't have a clue as to where the thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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11-17-2004, 08:19 PM
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bahahaha.
he means how old are you as in the blond in the joke was 26 so how old are you? he was basically relating you to the joke.
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11-17-2004, 08:20 PM
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Re: A Blond joke
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 thats not that funnny....maybe i'm just slow
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*~*KaTe *~* We know exactly where the one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we don't have a clue as to where the thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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