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11-12-2004, 07:45 PM
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Guy Walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar, and sits down.
He orders a glass of 18 year old scotch The bartender thicks he got an ass on his hands so he gives him a glass of 10 year old scotch Guy takes a sip, and spits it on the bartender and goes, "This is 10 year old, I ordered 18 year old." The bartender then fills a glass with 15 year old scotch and gives it to the guy. Guy takes a sip, and once again spits is on the bartender, "I said 18 years old!" The bartender decides to have little fun, so he turns behind the bar and pisses in a glass, and hands it to the guy. Guy takes a sip, and spits it everywhere and goes, "This is piss!" The bartender says in reply, "I know, now tell me how old I am wise ass!" 
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11-12-2004, 07:49 PM
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Re: Guy Walks into a bar
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11-12-2004, 09:51 PM
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Re: Guy Walks into a bar
wow that was really lame. totaly didnt see that ending coming.........................
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11-12-2004, 11:13 PM
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Re: Re: Guy Walks into a bar
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11-14-2004, 06:52 AM
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Re: Guy Walks into a bar
I don't get it
So I shal rescue this thread from extinction ARIES Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now? TAURUS Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick. GEMINI Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God? CANCER Dear God!!! LEO Yes? VIRGO Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the last time. LIBRA Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do you think is best? SCORPIO Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the bastards don't deserve it! SAGITTARIUS Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, help me stop exaggerating. CAPRICORN Dear God! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else! AQUARIUS Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!! PISCES Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.
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11-14-2004, 10:04 PM
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11-15-2004, 01:12 PM
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Re: Guy Walks into a bar
Mildly amusing.
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11-15-2004, 01:25 PM
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Re: Guy Walks into a bar
slut
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11-15-2004, 05:44 PM
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Dear God, why the repost? 
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11-15-2004, 07:00 PM
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hahaha thats so fitting, I'm a pisces.
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i think this thread needs to be deleted.
