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Humour -word the of day. "F" word
There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" --Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% am I?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" Bill Clinton,1999
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1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." Saddam Hussein, 2003

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LOL. Very funny again
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12. "What @#$%ing movie?" R' Kelly
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13. "You told me there was &#%$ing weapons of mass destruction" --George W. Bush, 2003

14. "&*$%ing drummer/acid reflux/computer/.... wait, wait I'll think of something else" -- Ashlee Simpson, 2004
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14. "She *$*#ing came onto me" Kobe Bryant
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How !@#$ing fast was I going? B18ls
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15. &$@!#ing Ohio! - John Kerry (2004)
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%&$^ing Ohio! - George Bush (2004)

good thread again!
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17. !@#$ you Barney!! - ELMO
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Why the !@#$ is my tongue green? Miss Piggy
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f*cking moron! - (Me, navigating my way through Italian traffic)
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