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!@*$#dammit!!!!
i can't seem to find my car keys anywhere.
and i dont' have a spare either, so how the hell am i supposed to use my car??? it makes me so fuckin aggravated not being able to find them, and paranoid that i dropped them in a parking lot somewhere or something. i've looked my apartment and my cars over and over again and nothing. keys are the WORST invention ever. we can clone living things but can't figure out better ways of getting into places or starting things. keys are so medieval (sp??). maybe i'm not making sense but i hate losing my keys!!! i even yelled at my dog this morning coz of it. and you know what'll happen? i'm gonna go get another key made at the dealership, and the second i step in my house, the keys will miraculously appear, and it'll be in the stupidest of all places.
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shave the handles and get a door pop kit installed in your arm
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try looking in your back yard.
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make sum kinda freakish fingerprint scanner and somehow connect it to the locking mechanism
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get a toad eye and a smoke screen and that clifford anti car jacking thingy
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here's a good idea man if you tend to lose your car keys alot, then why don't you hang them around your neck under your shirt so that you'll never get locked out of your car or never forget them, and then the only time that u take thme off is when you're gonna go and take a shower...hey it works for my friend...he always used 2 forget where he put his keys
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