Elect AF's King of Space!

[Layla's Keeper]

Now is your chance to direct the ultimate destiny of everything. Time to throw in your hat and platform for becoming King Of SPAAAAAAAAAACE!

As King of Space, you get to be King of Space. I have been King of Space for longer than I care to remember, plus I forgot when I came up with this idea. But, anyways. Here's my platform for why you should vote me King Of Space!

- I can fit seven ginger snaps in my mouth at once.

- I rule with an iron fist that I keep under my pillow. When I cannot find the iron fist, I use one of those steel balls on string clacking things you usually find on a desk.

- Porn on the internet is free.

- Your local radio station doesn't play enough Jim Croce.

- Neither does the other guy's.

- CASUAL FRIDAY!!!!

So, that's my platform. Now where are my worthy adversaries? Who will combat me for votes for AF's King of Space!

[Hypsi87]

??? explain please??? then maybe I could compete???

[Layla's Keeper]

Within the thread, people will either present their platforms for becoming King of Space! (which they will get to proclaim themselves as in their sigs) or they will throw their support behind existing "candidates".

Really, it's all intended to be nonsense in good fun.

[Oz]

Remind me to come back to this thread when I'm off my tits. It might make some more sense.

[ec437]

I shall do battle.

I promote Depeche Mode.

All those not knowing what a "piston" is will not be issued driver's licenses.

I will make every one of you a millionaire*

All typing in CAPS will be banned from the internet alltogether.

I will also make available a wider variety of smilies.

Space taxes, although highly reccomended, will be purely optional.
























*in turkish leira. not actually a millionaire.

[willimo]

I will oppose you. And I will win! Because I am the bestestest and my platform will speak for itself. Want to read my platfrom and see for yourself? Too bad! It's a secret. But it's good. So here it is:

-First, I’d rather be Prime Minister of space and have a Space Cabinet and Space Legislature so that I won’t get invaded by the USA who we all know invades non-democratic Space.

-I don’t eat much and can pay part of rent.

-All roads will lead to nowhere because as we all know here at AF, driving is way cooler than the destination. And Space is big so there will be a lot of roads. With lots of chicanes!

-Free Pumas for no one but me ‘cause I am the trendymost (sorry)(step off my kicks, sucka!).

-I will make sure “ya’ll” is in the Space Dictionary, correctly spelled (‘cause we all know it’s a contraction of “ya all” and not “you all” so the apostrophe goes after the a).

-No local radio, satellite radio. My opponent seems to have forgotten he is running for King of Space, not king of town on the ground. And satellite radio plays whatever you want, or so Liz tells me. Liz is cute, so I listen to her.

-Naked Friday!

Vote Willimo! When's the election? I really need to read up on current Space Politics....

[eversio11]

- I can fit seventeen ginger snaps in my mouth at once.

- I rule with iron fists that I keep under my pillow. When I cannot find my iron fists, I use two of those steel balls on string clacking things you usually find on a desk.

- Porn on the internet, and at your local naughty store, is free.

- Your local radio, and xm, station doesn't play enough Jim Croce.

- Neither does your pants.

- CASUAL THURSDAYS!!!! Like Friday, only a day earlier, so its better!

[Hypsi87]

OK Here we go.

Why I should be King of Space!!!!!


- I can fit 34 big marshmellows in my mouth at once- (chubby bunny rules)

-Layla's Keeper has been the King of Space for too long-

-I can say "your FIRED" like donald trump-

-I have 25 gigs of free porn off the internet -

-Who is Jim Croce???-

-It scares me to know that Layla's keeper knows who Jim Croce is.-

-Hawaiian T-shirt day-

There ya go Layla's keeper. Im up for a challenge. (Hope I know what I am getting myself into )

[Suislide]

- i'm tall, so i can reach things that most people cannot reach.

- beer drinking is mandatory.

- race tracks for everyone!

- guaranteed rise in the economy.*

- Kraft Dinner will be made an official food group.

- the position of Queen of Space would still be open (ladies: apply within )

- naked fridays....with 10c wings and $2 beers!


VOTE BRIAN AF KING OF SPACE 2004! cause he's just that cool.

































*note: not a guarantee.

[Layla's Keeper]

Hmph, my opponents, worthy as they may be, seem to fail to realize the importance of local radio playing Jim Croce. It dovetails nicely into my grand "Norm Abrams/the other guy from Full House" plan for the economy.

Willimo, my opponent, brings up the US and the creation of a Space Legislature. Obviously, this opponent does not recognize the past Space Council and their ninety minute reign of wary concern. Those were difficult times fraught with cold coffee and yesterday's newspaper. Do we really want that?

[Jimster]

Phhhhhhhbtttttt, all you pussies and your little democracy. I seize the Poisition of "King off space" by the sword.


I am now your dictator, bow down, ladies.

[Suislide]

you don't have a sword, Jimmy.

and your penis isn't going to be enough to take over any dynasties.

put it away and go back to your desk.

[Layla's Keeper]

*whacks Jimster upside the head with the clacky thing, thus preventing the usurper from seizing the throne, and its remote control*

Post your platform and garner votes like the rest of us simpletons. There are only two ways to become King of Space! - arbitrarily declare yourself King of Space! when you're bored, and then hold an election in an online forum for King of Space! when merely being King of Space! grows weary.

[Moppie]

As god of space I am currenlty throwing my full and almight surport behind willimo


For the below reasons I know he offers us all the best leadership we can possibly have.

Originally Posted by willimo

-No local radio, satellite radio. My opponent seems to have forgotten he is running for King of Space, not king of town on the ground. And satellite radio plays whatever you want, or so Liz tells me. Liz is cute, so I listen to her.

-Naked Friday!

However, should you decide that you would like a less beurocratic space government I will also join the run for King of Space.

Here is why!

Im god, makes being king pretty easy (duh)

No conflicts between god and king (same entity (duh))

"Yaya" will be added to dictionary, it shall be defined as "the true word of worshp for your lord and master, the yaya."

The dictionary shall be altered so that all words are spelled correctly according to how I spell them. As god I am correct in such things and current dictionarys are wrong.

Honda shall be combined with Lotus to produce the worlds best cars.

[clawhammer]

Yeah, dude, you are right, this is completely nonsense.