need payback advice

[dantheman00114]

i've got a 10 yr old sister who thinks she is absolute THE shit.. and cocks me and my brother off all the time.. she needs to be put back into her place of being the youngest...

any suggestions?

[aloharocky]

Duct-tape

[freakray]

First tell me this.....what kind of general reaction can you expect from your parents?

[RSX-S777]

Plant a condom in her room for your parents to find...

[91300zxtt]

Originally Posted by RSX-S777

Plant a condom in her room for your parents to find...

shes 10. i realize that was a joke, but damn.

1. theres alot of things you can do to your sister man. when shes sleeping put a mask on and do a death scream, have your other brother turn on the light, when she sees your face have your brother turn the lights back off. that one works.

2. another while shes sleeping is tuck tape her eye lids shut.

3. throw her into a dark closet and leave her there for a while.

4. fart into a bottle or cup and tell her it smells weird and she needs to check it out, always a good expression.

5. tell her the most scary most fucked up story possible before bed time, that can also work in conjunction with # 1

6. tabasco/ hot sauce will work wonders on food and what not, use your imagination for that one.


theres plenty of things you can do. ive done pretty much all of those except #2, however a friend did, and it was the funniest thing ever when she thought she was blind

[RSX-S777]

^Yeah...now that I think of it, the condom may be a little inappropriate. Why not just give her a Cleveland Steamer in the middle of the night?

[91300zxtt]

Originally Posted by RSX-S777

^Yeah...now that I think of it, the condom may be a little inappropriate. Why not just give her a Cleveland Steamer in the middle of the night?

haha

[KustmAce]

Originally Posted by 91300zxtt

1. theres alot of things you can do to your sister man. when shes sleeping put a mask on and do a death scream, have your other brother turn on the light, when she sees your face have your brother turn the lights back off. that one works.

That has got to be the single greatest idea I have ever heard.

[jon@af]

Originally Posted by 91300zxtt

1. theres alot of things you can do to your sister man. when shes sleeping put a mask on and do a death scream, have your other brother turn on the light, when she sees your face have your brother turn the lights back off. that one works.

That's some pretty sick shit, Eric. I love it

[Fully_Sick]

get some cyanide and spike her drink, and if that doesnt work you'd be surprised how a shovel doubles as both a weapon and excellent implement to dig a grave...













hhahaahahah j/k

seriously dude, she is 10, just tell her to shut up and verbally clown here. Anything past that is just sad,

[Gohan Ryu]

Sell her to Arabs so she can race camels in the desert.

[YogsVR4]

Ignore her. Being ignored is the bane of women, young or old.

[dantheman00114]

Originally Posted by Fully_Sick

seriously dude, she is 10, just tell her to shut up and verbally clown here. Anything past that is just sad,

we tell her to shut up all the time but she still cocks us off...

and my parents dont really tolerate anything more than calling her stupid or stuff...

and if i like punch her or something she'll cry up a storm thinking she'll gain sympathy from my mom and then my mom will yell at me and ground me or something... i guess it gives her a sense of a little victory over me when that happens...

but when i do punch her my mom knows that she deserved it but doesnt tell her she needs to stop bothering me...

but the punching just doesnt seem to get through to her... she still acts like shes better than us and that she seems to run the place... i honestly wanna beat this kid down.. but cant, cause that means my parents will have MY ass...

maybe ill ducttape her eyes shut... idk... shes not completely stupid like she would think shes blind.. i need something that will emotionally bash her.. because nothing else gets to her... she still thinks she's the sweetest person alive...

[Rbraczyk]

YOu need to embarass her in front of her friends. That will work the best.

[aloharocky]

Actually, she IS the best part of your life, you just don't realize it yet.