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#1
11-11-2004, 10:11 AM
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
Ok, maybe not so much of a car joke, but anyway here it goes.
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station! 
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11-11-2004, 10:44 AM
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Re: Why did the turtle cross the road?
Kind of corny..
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11-11-2004, 08:56 PM
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Another corny joke
Since you liked the last one so much!
You should tell this one to a friend while keeping a strait face. I was driving home from work today when I noticed a cop car right behind me. I was extra cautious not to make any driving errors. I made sure to completely stop at all the stop signs, use my turn signal with plenty of notice, etc... After finally getting close to my house I started to worry, because he was still right behind me. Just then out of nowhere, a large pigeon flies strait at me, bounces off my windshield and comes crashing down on the cop car, shattering its windshield. Since nobody was hurt, I chuckled and thought to myself, well that serves him right for following me so close. All of a sudden the lights start flashing, and I realize he's pulling me over! He walks over and starts writing me a ticket. I say, officer what is the problem I stopped completely at all the stop signs, used my turn signal when necessary, so what gives? He responds: This ticket is for you flipping me the bird!!!
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11-20-2004, 05:30 PM
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Re: Another corny joke
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 And the bird is blind...
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01-20-2005, 08:57 PM
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01-23-2005, 02:25 AM
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Re: Why did the turtle cross the road?
Heres another version of the joke.
Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a honda coming.
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02-13-2005, 08:12 PM
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Re: Re: Why did the turtle cross the road?
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Because no matter how short the turtle is, the car will still hit it...
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#10
02-14-2005, 12:33 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Why did the turtle cross the road?
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No he means because Hondas are slow the turtle has plenty of time to cross the road
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02-15-2005, 02:02 PM
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Re: Why did the turtle cross the road?
maybe the turtle just wanted to cross the road. who knows, I'm not the turtle, what about you?
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I'm back after a long mental evaluation and heavy medication! If you can't be a good example, you can always be a horrible warning!
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02-16-2005, 01:01 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Why did the turtle cross the road?
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I have P.M.S. and a gun. Excuse me, you have something to say? What's wrong with abstinence?
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02-17-2005, 02:41 PM
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Re: Why did the turtle cross the road?
since I dont have a car now, I think you would outrun me, but once I get another T Bird, I hope you can catch up with it with your 4 pistons.
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02-27-2005, 01:04 AM
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Re: Re: Why did the turtle cross the road?
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I have P.M.S. and a gun. Excuse me, you have something to say? What's wrong with abstinence?
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